Film apologists who try to argue for the "realism" of the catapult scenes by claiming that all that gets smashed is ornamental stonework not defensive structures (a fairly common claim) — take note: that's definitely major structural damage to the curtain wall up there on the left side of the gates, looking as singed as if it were hit with a missile. Those are holes, clear through the outer Circle -- the wall that according to the books, could not be brought down or damaged by anything less than a major earthquake. Of course, that wall as built is about as defensive a structure as Neuschwanstein... (Sugar cubes: the lost building material of the Numenoreans...)
I also find it interesting that, quite independently, Fondstad and I came up with the same projections for the perimeter of Minas Tirith. In her Atlas of Middle Earth, she estimates a diameter of 3100 feet for the First Circle of the City; by looking at ancient cities, considering my personal memories of visits to Europe, and by drawing up a plan based on the given vertical dimensions in the text, and how wide each Circle would have to be to have multiple streets as in ROTK, not one single one as shown in the film, I came up with a range of 3000 to 4000 feet myself. The more conservative estimate is still three times the diameter of the little castle-town shown above...
The Steward's Hall here is shown as being no wider than Meduseld -- and it looks like they simply ripped off one of the smaller-sized basilicas in Rome for inspiration, right down to making the throne an absurd "high altar" -- that's got to be the stupidest throne design I've ever seen, bar none. Is there no one there who has any idea of what the word "dais" means? Is that their idea of a marble canopy, and haven't they ever seen the ones over tombs and altars in say, Westminster or Prague? The pillars are black, okay, but they look like bakelite not marble, and where are the carven capitals, floriated, inhabited and gilded? And where is the magnificent Elven-style mosaic of stones depicting the sacred Tree, hey? Is that pallid bit of writhing marble behind the altar supposed to be it? This is crude -- there are more magnificent visuals in the Myst games! I tell ya, Lucas at least got the sets right in Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, if little else, which puts him signally ahead of Jackson. (Yeah, I'll do this one up too, someday.)
For comparison, the basilica of Roman Trier:
http://www.thais.it/architettura/Romana/Alte/Foto_0308.htm
Shouldn't the heirs of Atlantis manage better than a provincial capitol?
Isn't fantasy supposed to be grander and more free of restrictions than
the mundane world? That hall, shown above, isn't wide enough to require
columns.
Now, don't get me wrong -- if these were backdrops for a local theatrical
company's production, they'd be perfectly admirable. But more is required
of an epic movie, than of a hometown stage set. Even more saddening is
the fact that this set was conceived much more magnificently in the sketches
shown in the Art of ROTK book -- but I guess it was more important
to spend the money doing Zombies and other monsters...
If you put a 10-ton boulder on a torsion spoonapult... | Going nowhere, fast... |
Okay, so that's being a little too realistic. (Even with the
troll.) So we'll allow for the sake of argument, a magically-reinforced
catapult that can somehow hold up that weight without the wooden arm or
the cables breaking, and see what might happen:
A 10-ton boulder on an enhanced torsion spoonapult... | ...still won't go very far. (Probably over-optimistic.) |
That wedge at the base of the wall is a talus, btw, a widening of the foundation into a ramp of smooth blocks, which makes it even harder to break through or scale. Krak des Chevaliers, which was never taken in battle, has one.
So what if we use a smaller projectile, which should fly farther and not require such suspension of disbelief, either?
Flinging smaller rocks with a spoonapult. | This is going to take a while... |
Actually the wall would be even higher and thicker than the drawing, given that there were real ancient city walls fifty feet high and ten to fifteen feet thick; Numenoreans could surely manage at least that, I'd bet.
How about if we do what they did in the book, instead? Here is a very
crudely and inaccurately drawn trebuchet giving a rough idea of what happens
when physics is on your side:
A well-placed trebuchet flinging typical-sized missiles... | is going to do a lot of damage to the other side. |
In other words -- INCOMING!
If you want to see real ancient artillery in action, go here:
http://members.iinet.net.au/~rmine/middel.html