Welcome, believer in the greatest of deities, whichever great and powerful deity that may be! Worship here, that you may receive the full overwhelming power of your chosen deity's might and strength, that her - or as it may be, his - awesome glory might infuse you with faith!
To your left you see a shrine in the shape of a Pokeball. There is a note pinned to the shrine.
We apologise for the disruption in service. All our gods and godlike beings are currently in the possession of young children, being forced to battle on their masters' whim.
To your right is an extremely plain-looking statue of the Sankt Kaiser. There is a note pinned to it.
We apologise for the disruption in service. Services will be resumed as soon as possible. As in, as soon as we get the armour and jewels back, you wretched thieves!
Up ahead is simply an empty space with a note pinned to the wall behind it.
We apologise for the disruption in service. Due to a minor theological mishap, the shrine to Kaname Madoka is currently located everywhere and everywhen - so if you think about it, you're already there!