torture and death
AW: Are these
the shadows of the things that will be, or are they
shadows of things that may be, only?
A/N: Hey, I
didn't say it was a romance for nothin! I'm building up to
like our dread.
Leggy gotta have a friendship first.
who? ... wait, that came out sounding wrong.
LV, they'll be in love before your birthday! =) I'll do
that just for you!
whimpers. Aragorn chuckles
your all's advice and opinions.
anyone else get that?
shakes their heads)
knows, I don't own LOTR. But I do wish I owned a certain
Sorry, but I
don't have spell check. =( Well, enjoy the story. And you
have to review!!!!
It had been
three days since Stacie had blacked out, and she still
hadn't woken up. Everyone was worried for her. Everyone.
Aragorn: And me.
Gandalf, Galadriel, Merry, Pippin- (starts
to count on her fingers)
AW: Fine, Bill
the Pony was worried. ... or was that the crab grass?
walked outside on the streets. He had no idea where was going.
His heart was heavy with guilt and something else.
Drew: Heart burn.
have had that drinking contest with Gimli.
what it was, and it was driving him crazy.
five words in my head, scream 'are we having fun yet?'"
lighthearted elf, always up for a good laugh.
Legolas: I am?
Aragorn: No, not
I'm rather moody lately. Maybe there is something wrong
AW: (professional voice) I'm sorry, son
of Thranduil, but you have come
down with a serious case of "the Sue".
knitted in confusion when he looked up. He had led himself to
the Healing House.
AW: Bathrooms on
the left and the gift shop is around the corner.
He sighed and
walked in. He somehow found his way to
the room they kept Stacie in.
followed the trail of glowing reviews and mindless praise.
"I fear she
may not make it." Aragorn said in a hushed voice to
Gandalf. Both stood up from where they were sitting when Legolas walked
going to...die?" Legolas didn't know if he could handle
that. Gandalf cleared his throat.
Aragorn: We all
know she survives, you already said you wanted twenty
AW: And it's
highly unlikely that it's all "Blah blah blah".
having strange seizures in her sleep; she's also been
talking in her sleep, as well."
Drew: (Stacie, muttering)
"What has she
should sit down for this, friend."
Legolas: (unamused) Woof.
across from Gandalf and Aragorn. "We believe that, well, her father's
death, or murder actually, had a great affect on her.
Drew: (sarcastically) Noooo,
caretaker was not as perfect as Stacie described her. When she said
Jennifer showed her the tricks of the trade, well, we think we now know
what the trade was."
There are children reading!
expression crossed the wizard's face.
Legolas closed his eyes. He wasn't sure if he wanted to know.
The word stuck in the air like a pungent scent.
Oh, is that all? Phew! For a second I was worried.
all she was accustomed to. She did what Jennifer told her to do, and
was always running away from those trying to catch her."
Drew: IRS - They
are Big Brother.
"Her condition is
very similar to what Eowyn's was. If she'd wake up,
it may not be too late for her.
(Gandalf) But probably not.
But first she
has to wake." Aragorn
AW: Oh, so she's
going to die then? Break out the bubbly!
The Elf stood
up and practically ran out of the room.
like a girl and whimpering like a pansy.
Legolas: She is making out to be a emotional, flimsy, fawning whey-face!
Once he was
out of the Healing House, he did run. He didn't stop until he reached a
patch of forest.
his maps) Well, the closest worth while forest is
Drúadan Forest and that's a good, what.... twenty-three miles
He put his
head in his hands. "What am I doing?" He whispered.
(cheerfully) Meanwhile, back at the ranch...!
Stacie had black out, she felt like she was still awake.
covered coffee beans. They come with strange side effects.
room had left her, as well as everyone else.
(Where am I?)
darkness, where you belong." Came an answer.
Legolas: Got a
"You are afraid?
Good! 'Tis only right that you are!" A hideous laughter came from all
AW: Paris Hilton?
She screamed. The laughter only became louder.
Aragorn: Only to
lose it's effectiveness after falling into a fit of
coughs and hacks.
"Aww, is the
poor girl afraid becoming the same as her victims? DEAD?!"
not blind - no need to shout.
All of the
sudden a giant creature lept in front of her. It was bat
type of form that stood on its hind legs. It had huge fangs, and long
AW: (Stacie, hopefully) Are you my father?
smaller, creatures came up from behind him. "Join us!" He
hissed. "We brought you to Middle Earth to give you the
chance of a life time!
(creature, hissing) We are
the author's plot point. Please pay
is your answer then?"
boy was it tired.
Never before in
her life had she ever as scared as she was
Drew: Not even
that type when the goat at the petting zoo ate her socks.
happen to me if I do?" Her voice trembled. The creature
(creature) We'll have enough for euchre.
become one of us." He motioned to the creatures behind him.
behind) Ni! Ni!
"You shall be
able to do what you do best. Terrorize the people of this
world, bring death to whom ever you want!
Sweet! When do I sign up?
For that is
what we are.
Terror and death.
Except for him; he's Taxes.
no, and we shall keep your soul with us!
We'll destroy it, nice and slow.
First, we'll start by showing you the movie "North", and
then "Timeline"! *cackles*
be your fate, my dear. So
why not just say yes, and be happy?"
took a step near her.
She immediately backed away.
"Why are you
doing this to me?" She said in a horse whisper.
(creature, shrugging) It's a
And TGIF Night hasn't been on for years.
I'll give you a hint: he lives in your driveway, he's
standing in your kitchen,
he's weaing a cheeeeeeeese haaaaaaat!
you'd enjoy it! Or has that Elf changed that?! You can't
possibly say that.
(Stacie) What? 'That'?
(creatures) Ahh! She said the 'word'!
You were only
there for two days!" It shook its head
and clicked its tongue. Her facial expression gave it away.
Drew: She had
he could possibly love you?!
even in fiction would that happen!
AW: Since when
do elves fall in love in two days?
Drew: Since when
does anyone fall in love in two days?
the most ridiculous thing I
have ever heard! You're a born killer, dear. Now everyone knows it!" He
AW: Is that you, Al?
giving it away as we speak!" A window appeared out of no
(AW makes the sound effect of a ReBoot
see herself in a bed.
marveled at the bad writing.
were Aragorn and
wondered why her sentences were so short.
speaking about her past.
started gouging his eyes out.
they doing to her?
She couldn't believe this!
the elf started to set random body parts on fire.
"Of all the
nerve." She muttered. Her fist clenched.
AW: The audience
She glared at
creature. Her fear had disappeared and been replaced by anger.
moment the thing had worry flash across his face. Stacie took steps
towards it, causing it to back away.
AW: Hell hath no
fury like a pissed off Sue.
but she didn't until
she was face to face with it.
(creature) Ugh! Sue breath.
back, now!" The creature let out an almost nervous laugh.
"And what do
you plan to do?" He mocked. She just snickered.
Sorry... I just thought of something funny.
"You just said I was
a born killer, dear. This is the last job I do!"
Drew: (Stacie) I
am... how you say... I am quit!
it, knocking it over. It stuck its fangs in her neck.
Tonight Ah'm going to suck....... ..... you're blood!
pain shot through her, she tried breaking the creature's neck. Its
little followers attacked her.
(creatures) Ni! Ni!
(I gotta get through this)
Aragorn: If you
don't, don't worry. There's more of you where you came
been sitting in a tree for quite a long time.
AW: What do you
call a skeleton in a tree?
Drew: The 1923
Newfie Hide-and-Seek champion!
It was nearly
past midnight. He jumped. He heard, no felt, Stacie scream.
Drew: He was
suddenly channeling Diana Troy.
He ran as
quickly as he could back to the Healing House.
the elf-mobile. Elf-boy away!
Legolas: Holy-out-of-character, King-man!
"So you guys
are killable after all." She muttered after she snapped
AW: I'd like to
know how you can kill torture and death.
Legolas: With a
The one in
charge had disappeared somewhere, and now she
was stuck fighting its drones.
All of the
sudden they all disappeared.
only a fresh scent of pine. *sniff* Ahh.
The window reappeared.
(AW makes the vidwindow sound again.)
She looked in
it. Aragorn and
Gandalf were gone and now...Legolas was there?
He was holding
and tell her he was sorry.
killed your goldfish. With arsnic. And then flushed them.
what?" She muttered.
AW: Hey, yeah!
down her cheek. He had no
reason to be sorry.
She had to
get back and turn things right.
Legolas: Oh please get "writer's block".
sighed. She looked to the right of the window and gasped.
Ellen has her own talk show?
mirror type of thing there.
Legolas: (sarcastically) You're descriptive
powers astounds me to no end.
looked inside of it, she saw her
room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight kittens. Goodnight
were gathered around it. Jennifer was there.
Drew: And you
and you and you were there!
mirror did a close up on Jennifer.
We can see up her nose!
talking to one of the
Aragorn's mind was becoming numb with the simplified writing
AW: Good night, moon. Good night, room.
"She told me
she couldn't handle it anymore." Jennifer said. "I warned
her against it, but I guess she just went on a killing spree." Fake
tears spilled down her cheek. The policeman nodded.
Righto. Care to go get some Chinese?
Yeah, let's get 'em.
I meant the food.
Emeril is the serial killer we've been after all of this
Wait,... I thought Jennifer was talking to him.
believe this! I thought I could trust you!!!" She screamed at
there she is.
AW: Did you miss
away from the mirror in disgust. Once more a
cackle arose out of no way.
Drew: Here beta
beta beta beta....
"Not fair, is
it?" It was the 'thing' again.
AW: Thing can't
talk. He's a freakin' hand!
Aragorn: I know
you are, but what am I?
attitude, young lady! You've proved your strength. I'm
giving you a chance to go back..." the invisible voice began. "...to
your own world."
Um...aren't all voices invisable?
not what I want!"
(Stacie) I want a pony!
don't always get what we want, now do we?
you're rich enough. Then you just turn into a big jerk.
Drew: (excited) Oh oh! Curtain #2!!
Stay here in
this black place forever and only watch the two
worlds go on without you,
Legolas: (shouting) No no! #1!!
option of joining us,
Aragorn: (waving his arms) #2!
or you can go
back to your world and always be running from the authorities.
AW: (chanting) Sprinkles! Sprinkles!
Drew: (chanting) Gummi bears! Gummi bears!*
course they'd eventually catch you, and then you'd of course get the
Legolas: No.. I
change my vote to #3. #3!
choice!" The voice laughed again.
"I choose to
go back to Middle Earth where I was." She said sternly.
Legolas: But I
don't want you back. You have cooties.
"That is NOT
an option! You're lucky you even get one."
into the window. Legolas was still there by her bedside.
through her pockets for loose change
She shook her
think I don't need you to get back."
(Stacie) For I am Sue! Beware my powers of Sueage!
AW: (grinning) Got that right.
I had to stop somewhere before the chapter got too long and started to
Too late to worry about that.
worry, chapter ten'll be up soon! All in good time.
AW: (witch) My
dear, all in good time. (cackles)
But before I
post it, I want five more reviews! Heehee! Torture, ain't it? >=)
Drew: I'm not
even going to try and come up for something there.
Hey, I'm not asking for much. Just five reviews.
(author) And your undying devotion, and your first born.