[Gandalf] Frodo's still alive
[Eowyn] *still has Aragorn in a
Death Grip*
[Pippin] *is sad* Merry has
once more left his buddy... I feel lost and angsty.
[Aragorn] Hey, that was my
line, I think
[Figwit] *to Aragorn* don't
worry, she'll leave you alone when she sees Faramir
[Gandalf] Only in the third
movie
[Aragorn] Argh
[Figwit] The sooner you can get
to Minas Tirith, the better
[Gollum] *plots to self*
[Frodo] Come along, Sam.
Let's remenisce about the Shire and make the audience laugh by
discussing the books we'll be in.
[Celebrian] Denethor: Yes, come
see me!
[Aragorn] Well, what are we
waiting for?
[Gandalf] Besides, I'm
following the script
[Eowyn] ...more hot men?
[Eomer] Eh, if PJ can abridge
the books, we can abridge the script!
[Aragorn] Script? What script?
[Dor] Gandalf, is that allowed?
[Sam] I like stories.
[Eowyn] Can I angst some more?
[Celebrian] But... this is real
[Aragorn] I second that motion.
And sure
[Eomer] What stoped you before,
sister dear?
[Eomer] Angst away!
[Eowyn] *angst*
[Gandalf] I'm a demi-God.
Course it's allowed
[Celebrian] Hee
[Figwit] *clings to background
ent 17* protect me!
[Aragorn] So, where are we now,
oh demi-God?
[Pippin] How many times are you
going to use that God-card, Gandalf?
[Eomer] *rides to Minas Tirith*
[Eomer] As often as Johnny
Cochran played the race card in the OJ trial, my friend...
[Celebrian] Denethor: Heya
Eomer!
[Gollum] We'll take them to
her. Maybe she'll kill them and stuff, and we can haves Toey.
[Figwit] As many as he wants
to, Gods can do that, ya know
[Gandalf] As many as is needed,
you foolish Hobbit. Now. To Isengard!
[Celebrian] Denethor: Wait...
you Rohirrim suck!
[Eowyn] */still/ has Aragorn in
Death Grip* Are we there yet?
[Eomer] HEy, Denethor!
Man, you're looking OLD!
[Pippin] Sorry... *whimpers and
hides*
[Aragorn] You could let go of
me...
[Eomer] And you're whacked
out! You never hated us before!
[Aragorn] Oh yeah, we've got to
go visit Saruman
[Celebrian] Denthor: And
you're looking Rohirrimy and sucky *whacks with staff*
[Figwit] Denthor?
[Celebrian] Denethor: Oh no, I
always hated you guys
[Eowyn] Are we there yet?
[Eomer] Ow! Why'd you do
that? snivelsnivel
[Eomer] I'm here to HELP
you! A great danger is coming!
[Gandalf] Now pick up that
palatir, you fool of a Took so I can take it from you.
[Celebrian] Denethor: yeah
yeah, I've seen it!
[Frodo] This place is scary,
but I *Still* trust Gollum.
[Eomer] You need to warn your
soldiers. MY SISTER IS COMING!
[Eowyn] *hits Aragorn* Answer
me you hottness person!
[Celebrian] Denethor: *gasp*
Nooo!
[Aragorn] Ow
[Eomer] Yes!
[Celebrian] Denethor: No!
[Eomer] She's...insatiable!
[Eowyn] Mwehehehe
[Pippin] *picks up Palantir*
Ohh, shiny... ah, an Eye! Help me, Gandalf!
[Figwit] *Yells to the
soldiers* Run while you still can!
[Aragorn] We're in Isengard
[Eomer] Hide the men!
[Eomer] Dress them like
women! ANYTHING!
[Eowyn] Help him Aragorn!
[Celebrian] Denethor: *hides
all men of Gondor underneath big furry blanket behind chair*
[Dor] (Random soldier of
Gondor) Eomer, you say this like it's a BAD thing.
[Eowyn] *still has Aragorn in
Death Grip*
[Aragorn] Oy! *grabs Palantir
from Pippin*
[Eomer] But don't hide your son
[Gandalf] Git. There, you're
all better. Now we go closer to the enemy at Minas Tirith
[Gollum] ...I'm going to have
flashbacks to when I first got Toey. *does so*
[Pippin] *passes out*
[Figwit] *breaks Saruman's
staff 'cause someone probably should*
[Eowyn] Hey! Figwit's back!
*glops Figwit*
[Eomer] Dor, trust me, if you
knew her, you'd know why I say it like it's a bad thing...
[Frodo] So you see, I'm going
to become like Gollum if I keep the ring. Pity him, audience.
[Gandalf] Hope you like bare
back, Git... I mean Pippin.
[Celebrian] Bumpy!
[Gollum] Pity us, yes...
_
[Figwit] *wails* That's what
you get for doing something to help thet canon....woe is me *angsts*
[Eowyn] Ah! The hot hobbitses
it going...I guess I'll settle with this other one over here...
[Eomer] Aw, c'mere Figwit.
I'll keep you safe
[Eowyn] is*
[Figwit] *hides behind Eomer*
[Sam] *doesn't pity Stinker*
[Dor] Eomer, I'd take that ch--
*muffled as he's dragged off and made to behave*
[Frodo] Faramir: I'll just hang
around here until some orcs attack.
[Aragorn] Okay, going back to
Edoras now
[Pippin] *mumbles* stupid old
demi-God... *sits up on horse after farewell from non-existing Merry*
[Eowyn] *hugs Merry* I'll hold
him and hug him and love him forever!
[Gollum] Now I'll poison Master
against fat hobbit, and make him go away.
[Gandalf] We're working on it.
Stupid ranger
[Eomer] Oh, look! Beacons
are lit!
[Celebrian] Denethor: Yes. I am
getting a grumpy old men-itis
[Gandalf] No patience
[Figwit] Is she gone? Am
i safe?
[Pippin] *jumps ahead and
lights beacon thingy with the speed of lightning*
[Eowyn] *angst*
[Eomer] For now...
[Aragorn] I'll sit and look
ruggedly handsome until then
[Celebrian] Dnenethor: Hobbit!
Mine! *glomps*
[Aragorn] *does so*
[Frodo] I'm so easily
manipulated. But it's all because of the RING! *angst*
[Figwit] Ok, whew. *sighs with
relief*
[Eowyn] Wheee! *glomps Aragorn*
You're looking ruggedly hansome*
[Gandalf] *takes over command
since Denethor can't*
[Eowyn] !
[Eomer] I'll go get my uncle to
come and help
[Celebrian] Denethor: Oi!
[Aragorn] Oh lookies, beacons
lighting...wonder how they got up to the tops of those mountains..oh
well
[Figwit] Good plan, good plan
[Eomer] It's...magic.
Disney magic...
[Sam] I could help with
the ring. I like helping.
[Aragorn] Oooooh
[Eomer] Weta magic!
[Frodo] Frodo: MINE!
[Celebrian] Denethor: *Gets his
lightsaber out and looks at Gandalf*
[Sam] Fine. Be that way
[Frodo] MINE!
[Eowyn] Ahem! *glomps Aragorn*
[Frodo] Now go away, Sam,
you're being corrupted and I don't need anyone but ME to angst.
[Pippin] Do not mention Disney
evil at this place! Fool of an... Eomer.
[Aragorn] Eeep!
[Aragorn] Glomped again -__-
[Celebrian] Denethor: you want
the throne? Come adn claim it!
[Gandalf] Oh, hush up. *beats
you with his staff*
[Gollum] Fat hobbit wanted it
all along.
[Eomer] It's Weta magic, you
shrimp!
[Sam] Did not
[Eomer] Disney magic is cheesy
and animated
[Celebrian] Denethor: Ow...
Mummy....
[Frodo] I dunno, I'm still kind
of sad about him . . .
[Eowyn] Are we going to that
white place now?
[Aragorn] I'm coming, first
I've got to meet Elrond at Dunharrow...
[Pippin] *sulks, but shuts up*
[Frodo] Faramir: *is randomly
ill*
[Celebrian] Ooh, my husband!
[Eowyn] Then I have to angst
some more?
[Aragorn] He has to give me the
spiffy sword
[Eomer] Yes, we're going to the
white place. Let's put on your white jacket with the long sleeves
that wrap around you first
[Gandalf] Now it's your turn to
hurry up.
[Gollum] Climb up! *does
so*
[Eomer] *rides fast to
Dunharrow with Rohans*
[Celebrian] Denethor: Faramir!
My son! He's dead! And oh, bugger... *looks and sees lots of Orcs*
Err... fleee your posts! Fleeeeeeee!
[Aragorn] Rohans? O_o
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[Eomer] Oh, look! I'm
like Karl Urban!
[Sun Dec 28 20:40:23 EST 2003]
Elrond: AW: This is getting confusing
[Eomer] :D
[Eowyn] *holds Aragorn in Death
Grip* How many children where you planning on having?
[Aragorn] Oh Elrond...where is
Elrond?
[Elrond] *reforges sword at
Elrohir's request*
[Pippin] *hurries up and does
the thing s/he was supposed to be doing* (*is now tired*)
[Figwit] *follows behind Eowyn
on background ent 17*
[Frodo] Climb climb
climb. Oh how high this moutain is.
[Eowyn] Where's the little
hobbit I'm supposed to angst with?
[Gandalf] Saves Faramir and co
from Nazgul with his flashlight/staff
[Figwit] About to go on the
paths of the dead, I think
[Eomer] Eomer needs to get off
the Palantir Internet soon before her parents put her on a pyre.
Let's abridge the action
[Aragorn] I have a sword to get
hold that thought
[Frodo] Faramir: *is randomly
ill in Gondor*
[Elrond] Oh fine. Take your
lousy sword.
[Celebrian] Denethor: *sees son
and freaks out*
[Aragorn] Thank you
[Figwit] It's Paths of the Dead
time!
[Eowyn] *searches for Merry*
Where's that hobbit go!
[Aragorn] *takes sword* You're
supposed to tell me to take the Paths of the Dead
[Pippin] Where is my spiffy
armor? *looks around* Gandaaalf... Where is my armor?
[Pippin] Merry is gone. He has
left me... *angsts*
[Celebrian] Denethor: *finally
gets a chance to angst*
[Elrond] Take the Paths of the
Dead... and take my other son with you. *Elladan comes out of the
shadows*
[Eomer] *rides up to Minas
Tirith with Uncle* Let's save the day!
[Aragorn] Er, okay. Hey 'Dan!
[Gollum] Oh look, it's Her
lair. No reason for you to distrust me now. Nope.
Just go on in...
[Aragorn] He's better than
Legolas anyway....
[Aragorn] Okay, off the Paths
of the Dead, whee
[Gandalf] *beats up Denethor
somemore* Fight for your city!
[Figwit] (I'll be Merry)
[Eowyn] No! You are going where
I can't follow my rugged hottness!
[Celebrian] Denethor: Oowwwwwww.
[Pippin] *cheers on Gandalf*
[Aragorn] Yes I am. I don't
love you. Sorry. Bye
[Elrond] Elladan: hey. Ooo. I
see dead people
[Frodo] I'm afraid. Oh
well, onward without my loyal, ass-saving servant!
[Celebrian] Denethor: Oy, your
my Hobbit lover. Gte your own, whitey!
[Pippin] Yes, we have a Merry!
*cheers some more*)
[Eowyn] *angsty angst* No one
loves me!
[Aragorn] Yay, dead people...
[Eowyn] *hugs Merry* You're
such a cute hobbit!
[Sun Dec 28 20:44:40 EST 2003]
Figwit: No glomping....please?
[Gollum] I think I'll leave you
here. *does so*
[Figwit] Now hang on, who's
that Merry?
[Sam] *falls down the stairs*
[Aragorn] Right, so own up to
that oath and come fight for Gondor, savy?
[Eowyn] Hum?
[Elrond] Elladan: Do
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
[Eomer] Yes, do!
[Figwit] it says there's a
Merry already
[Gandalf] *does cool ninja
moves with his staff and funky sword*
[Pippin] *swears oath to
Denethor* I will be a warrior to you, and so on, and so forth...
[Aragorn] Oh, must block his
ghostly blade and act all kingly. *does so* Okay, now enough fooling
around, come help us
[Celebrian] Denethor: *leers at
Pippin*
[Frodo] Hmm?
Gollum! O Gollum! Whered you - AAAAH! SPIDER!
RUNRUNRUNRUN!
[Eomer] Merry--hobbit that
traveled with Frodo?
[Aragorn] Alrighty, off to hide
in the boats so we can make a spiffy entrance later
[Figwit] No no, it's not me,
that's why I'm confused...
[Eomer] Remember?
[Frodo] SAAAAAM!
[Sam] *finds lembas and gets a
rush of conscience* *heads back up*
[Eowyn] Come on Merry! Angst
away!
[Figwit] Merry: I wanna
fight! All my friends get to fight! It's not faaaaaiiiiir!
*angsts*
[Celebrian] Shelob: *sneaks
after Frodo*
[Sam] Coming!
[Eowyn] I wanna fight! I can
fight! *angst*
[Gollum] We're gonna get
PReCious!one!11! OMG, we're looking forward to this.
[Frodo] Hey Galadriel. I
should use your glowstick now. fear my nightlight!
[Pippin] I can fight too! But
no one thinks I can! *am sad*
[Aragorn] *rides in boat with
Elladan and dead people* This is fun
[Eowyn] ...shouldn't you be
riding out now?
[Celebrian] Shelob: Mrr.. ow!
That hurts my bloody contact lenses shortstuff!
[Elrond] Elladan: I like boats.
[Frodo] Yay! *runs away*
[Figwit] Merry: I think I'll
stand here looking forlorn while everyone rides off leaving me all alone
[Pippin] Good for you,
Elladan...
[Celebrian] Shelob: *comes
after Frodo*
[Frodo] Ooh goody, fresh
air. Oh, and Gollum? You suck. Go away.
[Sam] *climbclimbclimbclimb*
[Eomer] *rides out now that
Eowyn's on board, but incognito*
[Celebrian] *hangs behidn Frodo
when he thinks all is clear... but the audience knows better and is
shrieking*
[Gollum] We don't
wanna!one11! *whap*
[Frodo] *Wanders aimlessly*
Whatever could that very soft sound of long legs on rocks be?
[Eowyn] *picks up Merry on
horse* Ride with me and we will fight!
[Aragorn] It's kinda weird that
your brother is dying off in Rivendell...Oh well.
[Gollum] *is gone*
[Pippin] Gandaaaalf! Denethor
is insane! He wants to burn Faramir! Gandaaaalf!
[Figwit] Merry: Yippy!
[Celebrian] Shelob:
Mweehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe *ahem*
*stabs with pincer*
[Frodo] I'm so afraid!
Woe that I ever sent my wonderful servant away. Oh Sam, you - URK!
[Elrond] Elladan: He was always
a drama queen... king... drama king.
[Frodo] I have rabies! *"dies"*
[Celebrian] Shelob: *spins up
in pretty web*
[Sam] Hello, what's this? I
shall call you Sting!
[Sam] Drop him!
[Frodo] X_x
[Eowyn] Come on Merry! We can
get rid of some of our angst...and then get even moer!
[Aragorn] Are we there yet?
[Frodo] Faramir: x_X
[Figwit] Merry: *gasp* It's
Eowyn pretending to be a man!
[Celebrian] Shelob: You're half
my size--No!
[Figwit] *angsts for the hell
of it*
[Pippin] Gandalf? *checks for
wizard* You have to come here right now. Kinda urgent.
[Celebrian] Shelob: *fights
with Sam*
[Gandalf] Oh what is it, Git...
I mean Pippin?
[Figwit] Merry: Woe is me, I
gave all my hobbit weed to Pippin
[Celebrian] Shelob: *manages to
fondle Sam whilst fighting him*
[Eowyn] Well you're smart, now
what do we do on this three day ride?
[Sam] GAH! You stop that now. I
gots a girl at home! *poke*
[Pippin] Like, Denethor's
insane, and he wants to burn himself, and you have to save Faramir,
otherwise we're screwed...
[Aragorn] I'm still on a boat
[Frodo] Faramir: . . .x_X
[Celebrian] Shelob: Is that a
pincer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me
[Figwit] Merry: Ten
million billion tankards of ale on the wall....
[Celebrian] Denethor:
BURRRRRRNNN *angst*
[Pippin] See?
[Sam] *stab*
[Celebrian] Shelob: Ow....
meanie *scuttles off*
[Eowyn] Are the Orcs attacking
Gondor yet? Because we're supposed to be late and all.
[Aragorn] Lalala...How much
longer until my dramatic entrance?
[Elrond] Elladan: You wanna
play cards?
[Frodo] *is "Dead"*
[Aragorn] Sure
[Eomer] Oh! Look!
We're late, but we make such a wonderful picture against the sunset!
[Sam] I wanna die too so I can
be with you. Yey! I can angst!
[Eowyn] We're not very good at
being early to anything.
[Figwit] I think it's because
watches haven't been invented yet.
[Eowyn] Theoden: We are riding
to certain death....but fight anyway!
[Celebrian] Eowyn, now you know
why you don't get invited to any rivendellian parties
[Frodo] Orcs: Rarr!
[Elrond] Elladan: Go fish.
[Eomer] Yes! Ride to
death!
[Eowyn] Drat...
[Pippin] Gandaaaalf! I can't do
anything about this! I am a pwetty hobbit that can sing, but I cannot
stop crazy kings from killing themselves!
[Eowyn] Yay!
[Aragorn] Drat. Got
any...threes?
[Figwit] Merry:
DEEEEEAAAAAATH!!!
[Sam] Blue. That means bad men
are coming. Sorry, Master Frodo, but YOINK!
[Elrond] Elladan: Go fish.
[Frodo] *murmers something that
sound suspiciously like "my preshus!!!!1111!!"(
[Aragorn] Why do you always win
this game?
[Eowyn] Even though you have no
expirence in riding whatsoever, take over the reigns as we go through
these big monsters.
[Frodo] Orcs: Fresh meat!
*steal Frodo* Oh by the way, she's alive. Sucks to be Sam.
[Eomer] Because they sit around
doing nothing but playing 'Go Fish' waiting for orcs
[Gandalf] Get the fire
extinguisher!
[Gandalf] The baking soda!
[Figwit] Merry: Whee!
*grabs the reigns and steers around the Oliphaunts*
[Aragorn] Hey, our big entrance
is coming up, we'd better get ready
[Pippin] Right. *does and puts
out fire* I can do stuff!
[Gandalf] Oh go jump off a
cliff, Denethor
[Eowyn] No you stupid hobbit
not like-aieee!
[Celebrian] Denethor: *jumps*
[Sam] *hides*
[Celebrian] *pretty shot of
Denethor dying*
[Frodo] Faramir: Oh, hi
dad! I'm not dead!
[Pippin] *looks at burning
Denethor* Can we save Faramir now?
[Eowyn] Theoden:
*crushed...literally*
[Eomer] Ooh! What's that
pretty flaming thing falling off the seventh level?
[Gandalf] Drama artist... as if
dying by fire wasn't dramatic enough.
[Eowyn] Dunno, fireworks?
[Figwit] Merry: Woe is
us! *angsts*
[Celebrian] :P
[Eomer] Maybe. but it's
gone now
[Frodo] *angsts shirtlessly in
tower* Look how sad and adorable and scarred I am! They took my
precious! Waah!
[Figwit] Nm, we need a witch
king
[Eowyn] Oh look! he Witch-King!
NOw I must be kick-ass!
[Sam] So, self. Off to save
Frodo... again?
[Celebrian] Denethor: *goes
splat on Shadowfax* Denethor's ghost: Take that, Gandy!
[Eomer] Well, it's been fun,
but there's a pretty little wench back in Edoras that I have a date
with tonite, so..toodles! Let me know when I need to be back for
Aragorn's coronation
[Figwit] Witch King:
Rawr! No man can kill me!
[Figwit] Fell Beast: Rawr!
[Gandalf] *swings at Denethor*
Damn you for being dead!
[Pippin] *waves little "Go
Eowyn"flag*
[Eomer] *rides like the wind
back to Edoras, invoking Fangirl Travel Time to speed him*
[Eowyn] You won't touch him!
he's already been married!
[Celebrian] *rememebers when
Elrond used to rowr at her*
[Pippin] Ehm, Gandalf..
Fighting now?
[Aragorn] Is it time yet? I
wish I had a watch...
[Eomer] *prods Aragorn*
It's time.
[Aragorn] Oy, right
[Figwit] Witch King: *points to
Theoden* Feast on his flesh!
[Eomer] Go get 'em, tiger!
[Eowyn] Arg! The witch-king is
chocking me!
[Gandalf] Right.We're going to
die soon. There's going to be more white.
[Pippin] *pulls sword* Hahah!
Beware of the Hobbits, for we bite your kneecaps!
[Frodo] I'm so bored. I
think I'll angst. Mean ole' orcs!
[Eowyn] oh..wait...not yet.
[Figwit] Fell Beast: Rawr!
[Aragorn] *jumps off of boat*
I'm heeere!
[Eowyn] *hacks at dragon like
thing*
[Eomer] Legolas: I'm here,
too. Just look at my pretty hair!
[Elrond] Elladan: My brother is
dying! Let's kill some orc!
[Figwit] Fell Beast: *is
decapitated*
[Celebrian] (for speeding up)
Sam: *goes see nakey Frodo and really wants to jump him*
[Eowyn] See? I can be kick-ass!
[Figwit] Witch King: *is mad*
[Aragorn] *kills orcs*
[Pippin] Congrats Eowyn. You
pissed him off. Go you.
[Figwit] Witch King: *swings
extremely oversized mace at Eowyn* No man can kill me!
[Eowyn] Die you ugly
un-glompable thing!
[Frodo] They took the Ring,
Sam! The world is doomed! I'm so angsty!
[Eowyn] Ah! *ducks*
[Aragorn] Go dead people!
[Eowyn] Hey Merry! Stab him
already!
[Figwit] Witch King: *smashes
Eowyn's shield*
[Celebrian] Sam: The
world isn't doomed, Istole this but here, I'llc arry you, you carry it,
Oh look ta-da we'll eb on Mt Dom in no time.
[Frodo] GIVVITBACK!
[Frodo] MINE!
[Aragorn] Oh, Legolas, go kill
that mumakil
[Frodo] But I trust you
again. Let's go angst!
[Sun Dec 28 20:59:06 EST 2003] Miss
Cam: The Norwegian chick
[Frodo] I mean, save the world!
[Frodo] Cam! *waves*
[Eowyn] Um...Merry? *is coking*
[Eomer] Cam! Hey!
[Eowyn] Hi Cam!
[Figwit] Merry: Right!
[Aragorn] Hiya ^_^
[Figwit] Merry: That's me!
[Celebrian] Sam: *picks up
Frodo and carries him up Mount Dom in Orc amour*
[Pippin] *takes Faramir and
drags him by hirself to the House of Healing* Stoopid random people...
[Eowyn] Yes it's you!
[Miss Cam] Ëvening all
hobbits and men and what-not
[Figwit] Merry: *stabs Witch
King*
[Pippin] Hi Cam! *waves*
[Celebrian] Heya
[Frodo] Audience: OMG!~
IT'S LIKE SOOOO SAD!
[Figwit] Witch King: *is very
angry now*
[Miss Cam] are we re-enacting
RotK?
[Figwit] Witch King: no MAN can
kill me EHEM
[Aragorn] We are
[Frodo] @[email protected] All the angst is
rushing to my head, Sam!
[Eowyn] Goodie! *pulls off
helmet* I can kill you because I'm not a man! But a hormon induced
Woman!
[Aragorn] We started at the
CoE, believe it or not
[Celebrian] *prods Pelennor
frields people* The lil guys are already on Mt. Dom you should probably
get heading to the Black Gates
[Eowyn] *kills Witch-King*
[Figwit] Witch King: EEP!
*dies a horrible painful screaming death*
[Pippin] We're trying to
destroy Toey... *nods* This is our quest, you see?
[Miss Cam] good luck with *that*
[Figwit] Go Eowyn!
[Eowyn] Theoden: Hey Eowyn! You
really can figh! *dies
[Sun Dec 28 21:01:06 EST 2003]
SilentStep: Just an assassin.
[Frodo] Yup, and I hav
sacrifised mi tiping abilitie too carrie Toy . . .
[Frodo] OMG Im lik soooo heroc!
[Eowyn] Noo! angst*
[Figwit] Merry: Woe is us!
[Celebrian] And I was sitting
on Elrond' lap earlier, so became Celebrian :)
[Elrond] Gandalf, Sam, and
Elrond will be back after this messages. (BRB)
[Figwit] Merry: *angsts*
[Gollum] We wants our
PReshus!!one1!
[Figwit] *waves to SilentStep*
[Eowyn] *is carried to House of
healing*
[Aragorn] Yay, all the orcs are
dead...wonder how Frodo and Sam are doing....
[SilentStep] O, woe!
Wurra wurra!
[Eomer] Eomer REALLY needs to
get offline soon
[Frodo] Ack! He's
back! Protect me, Sam!
[Miss Cam] No Legolas about?
[Celebrian] Sam: Eep! Scary
Gollum *hits over head*
[Eowyn] No, he left.
[Celebrian] He left...
[Pippin] And now I'm alone.
Where's Aragorn? Your turn to help now! I am really useless... *sulks*
[Figwit] Merry: *stays all
alone somewhere*
[SilentStep] *aims a bow*
I was just being camoflauged. Of course I am here.
[Miss Cam] damn fickle Elves
[Frodo] I feel a sudden rush of
strength. Onward!
[Eowyn] Ohhhh...another hot
man! *glopms Faramir*
[Aragorn] Oh right *goes to the
Houses of Healing*
[Frodo] Faramir: Why, you're
beautiful!
[Figwit] Merry: Woe is me, if
only Pippin were here...
[Eomer] Since I'm just an extra
with a name from here on out, according to PJ, I shall fade into the
background now.
[Pippin] Like, finally...
[Aragorn] Oh well
[Eowyn] Really? At least
someone finally likes me! *grins*
[Aragorn] Bye Eomer, hehe
[Pippin] Woe is me, for I
really miss Merry.
[Frodo] Faramir: Not only that,
you're angsty. That's hot. *snog*
[Eowyn] Ohhh *snog*
[Celebrian] Sam: *starts to
cook some eggs for Frodo on mt. Dom* Want them sunny side up?
[Aragorn] Yay, Eowyn won't be
glomping me anymore
[Celebrian] Sam: *is killing
time*
[Frodo] Oh sure, that'd be
great.
[Eowyn] Oh, by the way, I don't
like you anymore Figwit, nor you Aragorn. *snog away*
[Celebrian] Sam: *cooks
and plates up*
[Figwit] Merry: Ooooh
Pippin, anytime ya wanna show up and help me would be fine
[Aragorn] Thank goodness
[Frodo] Faramir: ^_^ Yay.
SOmeone loves me!
[Figwit] Merry: Though SOON
would be nice
[SilentStep] Legolas: *fires
arrows at bales of hay*
[Pippin] Right. *shows up and
helps* Better?
[Aragorn] Yes, soon, so we can
all go to the Black Gate
[Eowyn] Yay! Someone dosen't
mind me glomping them!
[Figwit] Merry: I'm better
now! Pippin saved me!
[Gollum] *naps while he waits,
and counts Toeys jumping over a fence in his dream*
[Aragorn] Okay, yay, let's go
off to the Black Gate then
[Pippin] *puts blanket over
Merry* There, buddy...
[Eowyn] Can I come this time
too?
[Aragorn] If we can find those
dratted hobbits
[Figwit] Merry: Yay! Now
I think we should go charge a whole bunch of orcs at the black gate
[Frodo] Faramir: I feel so
special. I got me a foreign chick.
[Eowyn] I got me a hot dude!
[Gandalf] BACK
[Aragorn] No, you stay in Minas
Tirith with your new sweetheart
[Celebrian] Sam: *quickly eats
rest of eggs.* Come on Frodo, they got to the Black gates...we gotta
get up Mt Dom after having a reminiscent time about th Shire.
[SilentStep] Legolas: (for the
clarification of the Legolusters who won't understand anything unless
Legolas says it very simply) A diversion!
[Pippin] Sounds like a good
idea.
[Aragorn] Er, duh
[Frodo] The Shire . . . wait,
what's that again?
[Figwit] Yes! And Eowyn
won't be there!
[Frodo] Doesnt' ring a bell . .
.
[Figwit] Let's go!
[Eowyn] Ohh! We should go too!
'Cause we're angsty and kick-ass!
[Sam] back
[Frodo] Faramir: Yes!
[Aragorn] *rides towards the
Black Gate in all his kingly-like glory*
[Eowyn] It's ok Figwit, I don't
like you anymore anyway...
[Frodo] Faramir: . . . or we
could just snog where eveyrone can see.
[SilentStep] But Eowyn, you're
kind of wounded at this point...
[Gandalf] Dang, my cloak got
muddy
[Celebrian] Sam: Green stuff
all over the palce? Strawberries? That really hot chick with the big
clevage I drool over every week? Woops *goes out of existance as AW
takes over*
[Figwit] Oh, alright then, I'll
stay here where I won't die
[Eowyn] Or we could do that.
[Sam] I like strawberries
[Frodo] Nope, I got nothin.
[Sam] Dang
[Aragorn] *arrives at the Black
Gate* Yo, Sauron!
[Pippin] Let's fight and get
this over with... *pulls sword again*
[Sam] Well, care for a piggy
back?
[Celebrian] *continues witth
her redecorating of rivendell*
[Figwit] Merry: I'm so totally
ready to die horribly!
[Pippin] Me too.
[Eowyn] So...when exactly do we
show up again?
[Gandalf] Your Mother smelt of
endleberries!
[Aragorn] Come on out and let
us give you a good thrashing
[Figwit] *elderberries
[SilentStep] Legolas: No, your
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! You
must get this right!
[Frodo] I feel a sudden surge
of strength! Again! *run*
[Gandalf] I'm still the Demi-god
[Figwit] Merry: can we charge
yet?
[Pippin] Come on, icky Orcs!
I'll kick your ass!
[Aragorn] Okay, it's time for
my rousing speech
[Eowyn] I'm still the glomping
one!
[Pippin] *sticks out tounge at
random Orcs*
[Frodo] I'm still the doey eyed
angsty one!
[SilentStep] Legolas: I am
beside a friend, so I guess it's okay to die horribly.
[Celebrian] *calls
Galdriel* Any news on where everyone is? Still on that Quest? Eru...
[Sam] I slice! I dice! I make
coney stew!
[Sam] Take that!
[Aragorn] I see in your eyes
the same fear....oh forget it, you all know the line
[Frodo] Only now, I'm an EVIL
looking doey eyed angsty one!
[Aragorn] Charge!
[Sam] You suck, Mr Frodo
[Aragorn] *wonders what
happened to the horses* they died.
[SilentStep] Legolas: *in
elvish* Yaaaah!
[Celebrian] Like Bill.
[Gollum] We aren't deads
yet! ...Oh, and we still wants the PreSHus! *whaps randomly*
[Figwit] Merry: *Charges and
quickly falls behind the longer legged men*
[Aragorn] *kills more orcs*
[Gandalf] *sees Eagles*
[Pippin] *helps Merry up and
charges like an angry tiny person* Kill! kill! Hahaah!
[Aragorn] Oh no! I'm about to
get squished!
[Figwit] Merry: *kills lotsa
stuff*
[SilentStep] Legolas: *runs
towards Aragorn, but is kinda blocked by orcs*
[Celebrian] *mutters* Stupid
Wood-elves
[Frodo] BwaHAhaHahahaA its al
min my preshus lik omg mi fingur!!!!111!!!!
[Pippin] *kills even more
stuff* Ah, that will look good on my floor back home! *looks at ugly
Orc* No wait... It won't. Darn.
[Aragorn] Still about to get
squished....
[Aragorn] *stabs troll in the
foot* I'm going to die, this sucks
[SilentStep] Legolas: Yeah, I'm
fighting my way over, but there are all these ORCS in the way. So
annoying.
[Gollum] *chews on
finger* Yay!!!!111oneoneone1! WE gots it, like OMGOmG!11one
[Gandalf] *whaps Pippin* Yell
it's the eagles. Get on with it!
[Frodo] Waaah! You're so
MEEEN!
[Pippin] right. *yells* It's
the EAGLES! *looks at Merry* Happy?
[Frodo] I'm going UNDER! *falls
over the edge with Gollum*
[Figwit] Merry: very good
[Celebrian] *attempts to teach
Elrond how to tango*
[Aragorn] Destroy the ring
already! I'm about to get flattened here
[Sam] *Is all dizzy and the
like*
[Elrond] Tango?
[Celebrian] *nod* you're too
uncultured
[Pippin] I just wanted to FIGHT
some more... But nobosy listens to the tiny Hobbit with the pretty
voice. *mutters*
[Elrond] O.o
[Frodo] Toey: . . .well this
sucks. *melts*
[SilentStep] Legolas: *kills
some more orcs* If I get a bruise on my forehead again, heads
will roll, I tell you.
[Gollum] *falls* OMG,
We're steell happy!one *dies*
[Celebrian] Don't turn
this into another argument!
[Eowyn] Yay! The Ring has
melted!
[Pippin] Eagles: Wheee...
[Figwit] Merry: Yay!
[Celebrian] Whee!
[Frodo] Waah, I deserve to die.
[Aragorn] Oh, whew, just in time
[Celebrian] Denethor: *splat*
[Celebrian] Shlob: *poor
abdomen*
[Sam] Well, look at this... Mt
Doom is exploding. Do you suppose we should get out?
[Celebrian] *Shelo
[Figwit] Merry: Woe is us! the
mountain is exploding! *angsts*
[Celebrian] *Shlob
[SilentStep] Legolas: I will
almost have a facial expression with joy at the ring's destruction!
[Celebrian] *Shelob
[Frodo] Unless, of course, my
loyal servant were to pull me out of this perilous position.
[Pippin] Run away! Run awaaay!
[Frodo] Hint hint.
[Figwit] *runs away*
[Sam] Well you shouldn't have
fallen in the first place.
[Sam] *gives a hands up*
[Frodo] Oh just save me, Sam.
[Frodo] Dramatic music: *swells*
[SilentStep] Legolas: Or not
joy. Because I think the hobbits just got killed. I will
nearly have a facial expression with sorrow.
[Figwit] Merry: *angsts*
[Celebrian] *sees big boob of
lava*
[Pippin] Frodo... *sobs*
[Frodo] Hooray, my loyal
servant has saved me! I love you, Sam. In a totally
platonic way.
[Celebrian] *boom!
[Sam] Run away! Run Away!
[Celebrian] Boom!
[Aragorn] Well, Frodo did it
[Figwit] *blinks* a big boob of
lava?
[Eowyn] hee
[Celebrian] Toey's after effects
[Pippin] Go Frodo. All brave
and stuff...
[Sam] Get on the rock. We'll be
safe here
[Pippin] *giggles insanely*
[Sam] If not... do you suppose
we could duck and cover?
[Frodo] Oh wait, NOW I
remember! The Shire! Lots of green stuff, strawberries,
dopey natives . . .
[Eowyn] And now we must have 4
different ending to confuse the audience!
[Aragorn] Toey's evil will
certainly hang around for a while...
[Aragorn] Yay!
[Gandalf] I get to ride
Eagles... again!
[Gandalf] Yey
[Pippin] Eagles: well... You
think we should perhaps, oh I don't know... save the halflings?
[Frodo] I'm glad you're here
with me, Sam, at the end of all things. I have someone to angst
at.
[Gandalf] Oh I suppose. They
did save Middle Earth and all
[Celebrian] *turns up at
Gondor after all the dead bodies have been cleaned up*
[SilentStep] Legolas:
Shouldn't the heat rising from the lava be WAYY too much for anyone to
possibly survive, even if they didn't actually come in contact with it?
[Sam] I want Rosie
[Eowyn] *shrugs*
[Figwit] *thwaps Legolas*
[Celebrian] I want Elrond
[Frodo] Slashers: No you
dont'! YOu want Frodo!
[Figwit] Stop trying to be
logical!
[SilentStep] Legolas: Ow.
[Elrond] Right here, Baby
[Aragorn] Let's get along with
the coronation thing
[Sam] (to the Slashers) Bite me.
[Pippin] well, OK then... Get
up Gandalf! (Oh, that sounded so wrong...)
[Eowyn] Yay! Coronation! That
means I'm back!
[Aragorn] Oh wait, we have to
have a cute reunion scene first
[Gandalf] You're sick. *climbs
up*
[Celebrian] *turns up in cute
reunion scene and sits on bed*
[Eowyn] Ok....who's in the
reunion ssene?
[Frodo] Hey Sam, wouldn't it be
great if some eagles came and saved us so that we could actually have a
reunion?
[Eowyn] scene*
[Aragorn] I am. *stands and
smiles at Frodo*
[Pippin] Eagles: Yeah, yeah...
*flies and saves Sam and Frodo*
[Sam] Yeah... that would be
neat. I love you Frodo
[SilentStep] Legolas: *walks in
and almost has ANOTHER facial expression. Stands there and looks
pretty.*
[Frodo] Gandalf! I'm so
happy!
[Frodo] Yay! Everyone is
alive and well and now I am NOT angsty. Joy!
[Eowyn] *stands there and looks
ready to glomp the next thing that moves*
[Figwit] Merry: *points at
Aragorn* You're wearing a dress in this scene!
[Gandalf] I laugh for the first
time... since the first scene. Yey me.
[Frodo] Faramir: *moves*
[Dor] Boromir: Not
everyone, Frodo. *pouts*
[Aragorn] But I look good in it
[Eowyn] *glomps Faramir*
[Sam] I stand and smile.
[Pippin] *hugs Frodo* Hi! You
saved us all! Go you!
[Frodo] Oh who cares, you're a
stalker.
[Celebrian] *turns up with
Elrond at coronation*
[Sam] *angsts*
[Figwit] Merry: Awesome, are we
sufficiently reunion-ed?
[Frodo] Faramir: *is glomped*
^_^
[Gandalf] Yes. I think so
[Aragorn] Yeah...
[Eowyn] *looks ready to snog
Faramir at Coronation*
[Figwit] Alright, coronation
time
[Gollum] *gives an "I wuz
tempted by Toey!one!11!" bumper sticker to Boromir*
[Frodo] Yup, I think that's
enough reunion. Let's go somewhere I can angst some more.
[Pippin] Come one now,
Hobbits... Time to bow at the King!
[SilentStep] Legolas: I am
going to go stand with the rest of the elves now. Bye, mortal suckers!
[Celebrian] Who does Aragorn
get to snog though?
[Figwit] *stands way back and
watches Aragorn get crowned*
[Sam] Now I can have Rosie!
[Aragorn] Elrohir of course
[Celebrian] Oh okay
[Gandalf] I give you a crown
that doesn't suck.
[Aragorn] Wow, thanks
[Pippin] Pretty crown...
[Eowyn] Yay! Now we can all
have non-angsty lives!
[Frodo] Even though I've saved
the world and am back safe and sound at home with my purely platonic
best friend and his wife to take care of me, I am STILL angsty.
[Celebrian] *stands behind
Elrohir, with Elrond*
[Eowyn] And a husband/wife!
[SilentStep] Legolas: Except
for me. The sea is calling! But I do not want to leave!
[Aragorn] Hey Legolas. You're
wearing a tiara, that's great. I'll give you a special shoulder squeeze
now
[Pippin] Yeah, well... Almost
everyone... *glares at Frodo*
[Eowyn] Well, and Frodo, it was
too late for him
[SilentStep] Legolas: It's a
better tiara than YOU have. I mean... um, congrats.
*shoulder squeeze*
[Pippin] Poor bastard...
*shakes head*
[Aragorn] Thanks....
[Figwit] Merry: hmph, some
people are just too angsty
[Aragorn] Oh, I wonder, who is
that hiding behind that banner? Hey Elrond...
[Eowyn] And too currupted.
[Elrond] Now I give you my son
because you basically save all our arses
[Celebrian] Yeah, good job on
that ;)
[Elrond] And now I smile for
the first time in the movie!
[Figwit] *cheers and claps*
[Aragorn] Yey *snogs Elrohir*
[Eowyn] *cheers and glomps
Faramir*
[SilentStep] Legolas: The
sea! The sea! The white gulls are calling... *wanders
off* Wait, Gimli, what are you still doing here?
[Pippin] Wow, look kiddies...
Elrond smiles! *is shocked*
[Celebrian] *groans as her son
makes a fool out of himself by groping Aragorn's bum while they kiss*
[Eowyn] Holy crap!
[Elrond] ...I think I broke my
face
[Frodo] This is nice and all,
but I'm STILL angsty!~
[Aragorn] Now we all have to
bow to the hobbits
[Eowyn] That's your problem.
[Figwit] Merry: Whoa, Everyone
is bowing to me...I feel so tall!
[Sam] I have no shoes... and
I'm still a gardner
[Frodo] I feel so . . . angsty!
[Eowyn] Don't get useed to it
shorty.
[Pippin] I feel so... hungry.
[Pippin] *eats left-over
mushrooms*
[SilentStep] Random hobbit back
at the Shire: *glares at Merry/Pippin/Sam/Frodo*
[Frodo] Sigh. The Shire
is dull. *Drinks beer*
[Figwit] Merry: Right, time to
go home
[Celebrian] *tangoes back to
Rivendell with Elrond*
[Eowyn] No more movie
time...*turns to Faramir* Now what?
[Sam] I could grow a pumpkin
bigger than that
[Figwit] Merry: So, Sam, how's
things with Rosie?
[Frodo] Faramir: Let's go get
hitched!
[Sam] Right! Rosie!
[Pippin] Yeah. *is curious*
[Eowyn] Alright! *they do*
[Figwit] Merry: Wedding time!
[SilentStep] Legolas: *wanders
all over Middle-Earth* Why is this dwarf still following me?
[Sam] *swig* ... maybe just
another one. *swig*
[Frodo] Frodo: Snog her!
Snog her!'
[Figwit] *cheers for Sam and
Rosie*
[Sam] *snogs her*
[Pippin] *throws rice*
[Pippin] *throws flowers*
[Frodo] Okay, I can go to
paradise now. By everyone, it's been real!
[Eowyn] Now we're all hitched!
[Sam] Rosie: throws the flowers
[Eowyn] Except for Frodo, but
he's angsty.
[SilentStep] Legolas: *leaves
Middle-Earth* This dwarf is STILL following me! Someone get
it off!
[Pippin] *catches* wee...
[Figwit] *sobs* We'll miss you,
Frodo, Gandalf, Elrond, Galadriel and Bilbo!
[Sun Dec 28 21:25:14 EST 2003]
Elessar: Isildur's Heir...yay! -Artemis
[Pippin] Farewell, Frodo...
*sobs*
[Gandalf] I come with a covers
wagon... Wagons... East!
[Gandalf] er... WEST
[Figwit] Merry: *sobs*
[Frodo] I'll miss you
wall. Waah.
[Celebrian] *decided to
hop a boat to the Grey Havens*
[Frodo] But hey, I'm goin to
paradise. SO for once, I'm not angsty!
[Pippin] We'll miss you too!
Now who shall we have to angst all the time?
[Elrond] Aren't you going to be
late for your meetings in Valanor?
[Frodo] I'm sure you'll find
someone.
[Sam] My turn!
[Celebrian] Eh, oh well.
[Eowyn] Like Sam!
[Figwit] Merry: *waves bye-bye*
[Sam] I'm mayor!
[Frodo] *hops boat* see ya!
[Pippin] *waves*
[Gandalf] Wait for me! *runs
along the dock*
[Elessar] Bye daddy-in-law
[Eowyn] Bye...people!
[Pippin] I'd better get married
and name my son Faramir. *does*
[Sam] I'll follow you soon
enough, Mr Frodo.
[Figwit] Merry: I think there's
an important line that Sam should say
[Celebrian] I'd better... hang
out in the Grey Havens with my Elf.
[SilentStep] Legolas: *in the
Gray Havens* Why was this dwarf even allowed to follow me?
[Elessar] Elrohir and I will
eventually have a whole bunch of daughters and one cute little son.
We'll name him Eldarion
[Elrond] I like boats. Shall we
go ... below deck, my love?
[Eowyn] Ok...what now?
[Figwit] Merry:
*coughWellI'mbackcough*
[Celebrian] Of course, my dear
*winks and watches as all other boat participants have a unaninmous
"eww"*
[Frodo] Faramir: Let's snog
some more!
[Eowyn] Ok!
[Sam] I have the most beautiful
daughter in the Shire. I named her after a flower!
[Pippin] *drinks beer* That's
fantastic, Sam.
[Figwit] Rosie: Hello Sam,
anything you'd like to say that would give the entire book closure?
[Sam] I'm mayor again
[Sam] Well, I'm back.
[Frodo] End Credits: It's
over. Go home.
[Celebrian] Yey!
[Eowyn] Finally!
[Elessar] Yay!
[Frodo] Wow. We actually
did it.
[Celebrian] That was fun!
[SilentStep] *everyone cheers*
[Figwit] Hurray!
[Sam] lol
[Pippin] We did it! *cheers*
[Eowyn] Pretty pictures!
[Frodo] Go us! ^_^
[Figwit] *jumps up and down*
[Eowyn] Hee
[Elessar] ^__^
[Frodo] Yaaay!
[SilentStep] Legolas: Now
there are pretty credits!
[SilentStep] I can save the end
part of it...
[Celebrian] *sits on Elrond's
lap, just as the whole thing began*
[Elessar] See ya Frodo ^_-
[Figwit] I think the song
during the RotK credits were the best
[Eowyn] *sits in Gimli's chair*
It's still a comfy chair
[SilentStep] Yay! Post
them on the board.
[Elessar] Wow, how fun
[Eowyn] Yay!
[Figwit] *waves*
[Elrond] *Huggles his wife...
who technically wasn't suppose to be here.. but who cares*
[Celebrian] ^_^
[Elessar] I wonder how many
other people have gone through all three movies like that, hehe
[Elrond] It's a good thing we
didn't do the WHOLE book... it's a good thing that we just started at
the council
[Eowyn] oh yes
[Elessar] Good point
[Figwit] *nods*
[Celebrian] *plays with her
husband's braids*
[Celebrian] Oh Gosh... go to
sleep little Hobbit
[Sun Dec 28 21:31:47 EST 2003]
Fawkes: But still Eowyn-ish
[Elessar] Yup, three is my bed
time
[Elrond] Night all who are
going. ^^
[Fawkes] really?
[Elessar] Ditto
[Fawkes] bye!
[Figwit] Make sure to tell us
when this is posted somewhere, if it is.
[Miss Cam] as it's late in
Norway too, I shall also bugger off
[Elessar] Yes, three in the
morning is my bed time
[Miss Cam] you're all insane,
by the way
[Celebrian] I think we'll post
it on the board and on LotM...
[Miss Cam] *waves*
[Elrond] I will be. On my site.
Cause it's too good. (did you enjoy it Cam?)
[Fawkes] Yes, yes we are
[Celebrian] :)
[Elessar] ^___^
[Miss Cam] What I saw of it, yes
[Elessar] *snickers* That was
fun
[Elessar] How long did that
take anyway?
[Celebrian] 2.5 hours
Credits:
(now this one is all over. Go home...
unless you all ready are)
Eowyn/Theoden:
Fawkes
Artemis: Aragorn
Figwit/End Merry/Rosie/Witch-King/Fell
Beast: Catalyst
Beginning Legolas/Slasher: Teena
End Legolas: SilentStep
Celebrian/Substitute
Sam/Denethor/Shelob: bjam
Bill the Pony/Gollum: Jon
Beginning Merry: Kara
Glorfindel/Boromir: Luhtarian
Gimli: WyldeHorse
Omnipotent Narrator/Beginning Gandalf:
Huinesoron
Pippin/The Eagles: Ekwy
Frodo/Faramir/Occasional Audience
Member/Toey: Andy
End Gandalf/Sam/Elrond/Elladan:
AW
Gandalf before Quest Started:
WfR
Audience Member/Soldier of Gondor:
Dor
Miss Cam as being herself
Special Thanks to:
The Count (who loves to count things) for starting this
whole mess...
bjam for logging this who thing
Hard core LotR fans
Twisted humour
Dull days perfect for RPGing