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THE AUTHORESSES' NOTE We love fanfic. Honestly, we do. But changing the *main plotline* of the canon story is ridiculous. (Except
in speculative AU "what-if" type stories.) And Mary Sues upstage
the canonical main characters, which really should not happen. If you want to
be the main character, try doing original fiction. Then you can even publish
it without breaking copyright laws, maybe even get rich. But if you do
that, Each fanfic Jay and Acacia enter has its own chapter. The author and fic title are included in the chapter's title. Critiques go to Acacia ([email protected]), because Jay ([email protected]) suffers from an inability to deal with criticism. (even good criticism.) Flames go to anyone you like, because they'll just be laughed at anyway. [2015 note: All links below direct to Neshomeh's PPC: The Lost Tales site; many thanks to her for her excellent archive work!] |
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Meet the Assassins as they rid Middle-earth of stray punk rockers in Rivendell. |
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Galadriel's other daughter meets a timely end. |
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Technical difficulties are experienced, and necessity proves the mother of invention as the Asssassins encounter a Warrior-'Sue. |
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Of blue unicorns and less probable things; The Department of Bad Slash proves helpful. |
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The secret of Rivendell's construction, and the lost technology of Hollin -- cement. |
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Zelda meets Dragonlance meets the Assassins: PPC 1, 'Link' 0. |
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Sean and Lux tag along. Recruiting. |
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How to drive a Mary-Sue to madness: the Cheese Elves of Rivendell. |
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Scientific 'Testing to Destruction' of a Mary-Sue. |
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(Which turns out to be a Working Vacation, of course...) |
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Elrond's other daughter meets a timely end in Generic FantasyLand. |
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In which it is seen that ten is not a logical number. |
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What to
do with flames, and no-win situations. |
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"Nine 'Sues for mortal men, doomed to cry..." |
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Barbecue time! Party with the PPC! |
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Andromielle Zinnia, 'Sue Social Status, and OOCness... (Plus! Limited time offer: see Jay sane.) |
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A transfer, a lichen that sounds like John Cleese and reincarnated Isildur - 'Izzy' - teaming up with a Jedi named Matrix - it's time to take on crossovers. |
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The prodigal daughter of Remus Lupin and Galadriel gets what's coming to her. |
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"You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.." - Especially when dealing with a case where the canon characters are totally out of their mind. Oh, the pain... |
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Discworld crossover mayhem - say goodby to sanity... |
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On dragons and *real* dragons |
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NEW! Elrond and Arwen. The lovestory never told. For a bloody good reason, as Jay and Acacia... explain to the Possesion-Sue. |
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Poor Legolas has finally had it, and kills himself (who can blame him?), making Jay team up with Dee of the RPF Department to give the Author a good whacking |
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Jay gets a new partner, a Sue gets a new appriciation for battleaxes |
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NEW! The sad story of Candie the sk8er girl and her demise |
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