The Most Holy Hat of GreyLadyBast

In the cupboard is a rather dusty hat.

There is a note pinned above the hat. It is in handwriting that somehow evokes the feline.

The Most Holy Hat is a black felt fedora with a mallorn leaf pin on the right side. The pin should be at a suitably jaunty angle. - GreyLadyBast, 'Hat Lady'

Step Away From The Cupboard