[Sun Dec 28 19:39:16 EST 2003] Gandalf: ... used to be Huinesoron, but the stole my name... WIBBLE!
[Legolas] I thought we were in Moria.
[Celebrian] OH okay ^_^
[Pippin] *listens after Balrog*
[Frodo] ^_^ Hooray.
[Figwit] I could be Merry, Figwit isn't exactly necessary
[Gandalf] Well met, kiddies.
[Aragorn] We're in Moria *nods*
[Kara] *Slightly Confused*
[Gandalf] ... I'm gonna die...
[Figwit] or Kara could  be Merry
[Elrond] You can be Figwit for later.
[Gimli] Home, sweet home! Wait, everyone's dead!
[Celebrian] *mutters* Finally got those stinky humans out of here
[Boromir] Don't worry, I'm going to die too.
[Pippin] You want to angst a little, Gandalf?
[Figwit] Ok *nods*
[Frodo] I bet I could get Kylie to be Gollum, if no one else wants to.
[Boromir] *throws a rock in the lake*
[Gandalf] Ooh, angst.
[Sam] *looks around fearfully and clings to Frodo*
[Legolas] I have to cross the Sea afterwards. It's not as angsty as dying, but...
[Frodo] *fearfully angsts* I'm cold and tired and far from home and not like my uncle and . . . ooh!  Riddles!
[Figwit] *pats Legolas* At least you have lines
[Pippin] I get to wear pretty armor! =0) I have no need for angst. Go me!
[Gandalf] But I have to do that too. *And* die. I get double angst-time.
[Bill the Pony] *looks around for more food*
[Kara] I guess I could be Merry, but I don't RP much...
[Figwit] *gives Bill the Pony Gandalf's hat*
[Gandalf] Neither do I!
[Pippin] *gives Bill the Pony a carrot*
[Gimli] You don't have to be good, I think.
[Aragorn] I don't get to do anything spiffy until we get to Rohan *pouts*
[Elrond] *Parties with Celebrian in Imladris* I thought they'd never leave.
[Bill the Pony] *munches the hat, then the carrot*
[Gimli] Just kind of make fun of his lines and stuff.
[Pippin] Angst Aragorn, angst!
[Aragorn] Wait, I get to kill Lurtz...
[Legolas] You don't have to be good, just funny.
[Figwit] And kiss Boromir goodbye
[Legolas] We're going to have the Bad RolePlay department after us....
[Boromir] Is Pippin going to throw any rocks down any wells?
[Gandalf] No! Hat! <Wallops Bill with staff> Take that, foul beast!
[Pippin] Stop angst, Aragorn, stop angst!
[Celebrian] *dances*
[Figwit] That's important, too
[Aragorn] And kiss dead!Boromir
[Pippin] Yes, I will!
[Gimli] Only if we actually POST this somewhere.
[Boromir] At least Boromir is female this time.
[Legolas] Oooh, Gandalf's having a Fizban moment! 'Where's my hat?'
[Gimli] Heh.
[Aragorn] But Aragorn is too!
[Boromir] Argh.
[Gimli] But that takes out the slashy-ness of it!
[Frodo] *nurses nibbled cloak*
[Boromir] *confuzzlement*
[Gandalf] <Hits people with staff> Gimme hat!
[Gimli] Ah, but that puts it BACK!
[Frodo] Got us a Gollum!
[Gimli] Yay!
[Frodo] ^_^
[Aragorn] That's why I'm gonna marry Elrohir instead of Arwen. AW said so
[Gimli] Now we just need a Merry.
[Boromir] Ah yes
[Figwit] *puts a party hat on Gandal'fs head*
[Pippin] And AW's ALLWAYS right. *nods*
[Gandalf] Yay! Hat! Thankies, Fig-kid.
[Kara] I'll be Merry.
[Bill the Pony] *discreetly munches Gandalf's old hat*  _
[Frodo] Yaay!
[Gandalf] <Hits Bill>
[Gimli] So, log out and log back in as Merry.
[Frodo] *glares at Bill and clutches Cloak*
[Kara] ok
[Figwit] *pouts in morse code "you're welcome"*
[Gimli] Bill!
[Legolas] Good. Last thing we want is Gandalf having a worse Fizban moment and throwing Fireball spells around.
[Boromir] So are we going to move the plot forward or just argue?
[Bill the Pony] *retaliates with his tail*
[Gimli] *nurses Bill's head*
[Gandalf] Ooh, I'm allowed to do fireballs?
[Celebrian] *is getting terribly confused*
[Sun Dec 28 19:43:23 EST 2003] Merry has no profile.
[Figwit] Well, there is something to be said for the arguing...
[Gimli] Hmm... We need more mini-companions, methinks.
[Gandalf] Drat. Hobbits.
[Pippin] It's dark in Moria... I can't find my mushrooms! *angsts*
[Aragorn] Gandalf needs to go fight that balrog...
[Figwit] Though the plot may be a good idea.
[Gandalf] <Hits Merry>
[Boromir] Plot... plot... plot...
[Gimli] Plot... Can we DO that? Is is possible?
[Legolas] OUR Gandalf can fight Barlog the Balrog.
[Frodo] Hey!  You're not allowed to angst!  I'M the angsty hobbit here!  Oh my poor spelling and proper typing .  .
[Aragorn] Somebody shove Gandalf off the bridge, and then we can move on to Lothlorien
[Celebrian] *summons a balrog*
[Gandalf] Look! Frodo, Boromir is plotting! Stop him... her...
[Gandalf] Ai! Balrog!
[Frodo] Eeek! *runs from Boromir*
[Merry] I'll be back.
[Gimli] Here's Kevandis, then.
[Gandalf] Run, everyone! This is a foe beyond any of you!
[Celebrian] *flatly telepathically* Oh look, a balrog is there. Go fight it
[Pippin] Watch Pippin's Thooper Speshul angsting powerz! Moahaha!
[Frodo] That's it, I'm getting out of this crazy place.  Boat!
[Legolas] *crosses the bridge and shoots arrows at the Balrog?*
[Figwit] *runs and pouts at the same time*
[Boromir] *crosses bridge, still plotting8
[Gandalf] ... everyone gone?
[Boromir] *
[Frodo] .. . nope, still here.
[Aragorn] *crosses bridge also*
[Gandalf] Cwm on, kiddies, run.
[Pippin] I'm here!
[Aragorn] Yeah...we're running...
[Gandalf] I want my dramatic moment!
[Sam] *runrunrunrunrunrun*
[Pippin] *runs*
[Gimli] *rides Alberish off the bridge* Woe, for I cannot save our friend Gandalf!
[Celebrian] Hehe
[Frodo] Oh, right.
[Aragorn] *drags Frodo*
[Frodo] GANDAAAAAALF! WAAAAAAH! *angstst*
[Figwit] *grabs Vanyels and dashes across the bridge*
[Legolas] My arrows aren't hurting it... *runs*
[Pippin] I'm sad too! *angsts... and sobs...*
[Gandalf] <Turns to Balrog> Right! You, stop that right now!
[Gimli] Don't forget Silver Fox, Legolas!
[Celebrian] *gives up on following the Nine's progress and decides to redecorate Rivendell*
[Figwit] *pouts at the Balrog*  Arg!  My pouting powers aren't working!
[Boromir] *runs, not according to plot*
[Elrond] *has the gift of foresight and would say "told you so" but no one is there to hear him say so*
[Gandalf] I am a servant of the Secret Fire, Wielder of... something... and something of something else. Oh, for Someone's sake...
[Aragorn] Just fall off the stinkin' bridge -__-
[Figwit] Oh, just fall already
[Sam] *whispers* Arnor!
[Frodo] NOOOO!  GANDAAAALF!  You'll give me another reason to angst!
[Pippin] You go, Gandalf!
[Celebrian] Real dramatic moment theree, Gandy ;)
[Figwit] *pushes Gandalf*
[Bill the Pony] If we still need a Gollum, Bill isn't exactly supposed to be around after Moria...
[Frodo] Fine by me.
[Aragorn] Well, there goes Gandalf, come on Frodo
[Aragorn] Alright, whine whine, get off your lazy bums and get moving...Lothlorien's just up ahead!
[Figwit] Anyone but Bill!
[Elrond] I deem Bill now Gollum
[Sun Dec 28 19:47:23 EST 2003] LeoD: ...o.0 *sploink*
[Frodo] ;_; aww.
[Figwit] *sobs*
[Celebrian] By the Wolves of Isengard they missed the Fellowship
[Boromir] No, we have to stay here and get eaten.
[Gandalf] I have a big stick and I am a Demigod! Go away, Balrog! You shall not pass! Oh, who put that rock there... <Falls>
[Sam] *sobs*
[Bill the Pony] *one last munch on Gandalf's hat*
[Pippin] *sobs* Gandalf...
[Sun Dec 28 19:47:50 EST 2003] Gollum: ...Otherwise known as Jon and Bill the Pony.
[Frodo] Then how does he get back to the . . . Gandalf!  nooooo!  *wail*
[Aragorn] Go Legolas! Run like a girl!
[Gandalf] <Wanders around looking dead>
[Figwit] Have fun getting a change of wardrobe!
[Gimli] Come now, Frodo, you will surly get over this.
[Sam] Father figure had died. We're doomed Mr Frodo.
[Figwit] *waves byebye to Gandalf*
[Pippin] If you fall into Moria, you shall dye!
[Sun Dec 28 19:48:17 EST 2003] Fawkes: Woo-hoo!
[Boromir] Quick, everyone run out so I can go last, like the brave hero I am1
[Celebrian] Ehehehe
[Boromir] !
[Celebrian] *watches Hobbits fall on rocks and start sobbing*
[Aragorn] We are out. We're in Lothlorien now. Ta da!
[Gimli] Very well. *runs out*
[Legolas] I will not run like a girl, I'll run like an elf! Damn sexist Ranger.
[Figwit] *runs out*
[Pippin] *runs out, spilling mushrooms everywhere*
[Elrond] *thinking* Git
[Sun Dec 28 19:48:40 EST 2003] Eowyn: mewhehee, I'm back!
[Figwit] Poor widdle hobbitses
[Aragorn] Fine. Be that way
[Gandalf] But I'm not quite dea...... <Splat> Ow...
[Boromir] Hey! I don't like Elves. I don't want to go in here.
[Eowyn] hello again!
[Frodo] Oh woe.  Now my father-figure is dead, and I have to get a carried out by my stalker.  My life sucks!
[Eowyn] lol
[Aragorn] Oh well, you're going anyway
[Celebrian] Elves are hot Boromir, shush.
[Elrond] They're just out of Moria... It'll be a while before they get to Edoras.
[Frodo] Look at the shiny trees!
[Aragorn] Maybe...
[Gimli] Look at all the elves here in Lothlorien...
[Gollum] *wonders how he can discretely follow the Fellowship out of Moria*
[Sam] Ooooo's
[Boromir] I don't wanna...
[Eowyn] that depends on how many 'Sues are with them
[Gandalf] <Flicks to Omnipotent Narrator Mode> Hehehe...
[Eowyn] lol
[Elrond] lol
[Figwit] I don't think we actually have any 'Sues at the moment...
[Pippin] *grins*
[Boromir] Figwit is a Sue, kind of.
[Elrond] All Canon
[Figwit] Well, besides me.
[Eowyn] thats good
[Eowyn] Can I join?
[Figwit] I'm movie canon...sort of...
[Gimli] Well, what about Dor?
[Elrond] Or... Cannon. >:D
[Gandalf] Using the power of my Godness, I declare that any non-present female characters shall join the Fellowship. That'd be Eowyn.
[Pippin] Cannons go BOOM! *nods knowingly*
[Boromir] What about Celebrian?
[Gandalf] ... her too.
[Figwit] Doesn't that kind of make them 'Sues?
[Gandalf] Yep!
[Aragorn] Alright already, where's Galadriel? She has to give Frodo Earendil's Glowstick
[Elrond] *follows Celebrian like a lost puppy*
[Legolas] Uh-oh, now we'll have the Godplaying department after us, too.
[Boromir] KILL THEM!
[Celebrian] *joins the Fellowship and glares at Gandalf* I was in the middle of pinting mine and Elrond's room!
[Boromir] Pinting?
[Gandalf] I'm allowed to play God, I *am* a God!
[Frodo] Yes, I need a nightlight.
[Aragorn] Pinting? O_o
[Pippin] It comes in pints?
[Celebrian] *Painting
[Aragorn] Frodo is scared of the dark. Poor hobbit
[Elrond] You're an angel's servant, actually.
[Boromir] *clears throat* So here we are in Lorien.
[Gandalf] I'm still Ainu.
[Figwit] You're speshul
[Gandalf] Silly Boromir, trying to be serious...
[Aragorn] Yes, Lorien. Look at the pretty trees. And pretty elves.
[Boromir] Plot... plot... plot...
[Frodo] Whatever.  Where's my glowstick?
[Pippin] *beams* I am, aren't I?
[Figwit] Right, Lorien
[Legolas] *wanders off to spend time with the other pretty elves?*
[Gimli] Gandalf, you're sort of narrating, narrate Frodo getting Earendil's Glowstick from Galadriel.
[Gollum] *stalks people*
[Aragorn] Oh, Boromir, you get to be angsty now
[Sam] *tries poetry and sucks royal*
[Boromir] *mutters about Evil!Galadrel*
[Frodo] *is stalked*
[Boromir] Argh! Mini!
[Gimli] Call Miss Cam!
[Legolas] *bundles it up and ships it to OFUM*
[Pippin] *pats Evil!Galadrel*
[Celebrian] Hey mum, dad *huggles*
[Figwit] *shoves Gimli after Legolas*  Go.  Bond.  Become friends.
[Aragorn] *remembers fond memories of...Elrohir*
[Gimli] Sure, sure.
[Boromir] Alas, for she sees into my head... and tempts me... and... stuff.
[Sun Dec 28 19:52:58 EST 2003] Eowyn: Once again, I'm back :)
[Gandalf] And Frodo wandered around going 'Angst! Angst!' until a freaky glowing woman shoved him into a birdbath and gave him a Glowrod of Earendil.
[Gimli] So, Legolas, who go things at OFUX?
[Eowyn] hi...again
[Boromir] *angts*
[Eowyn] lol
[Aragorn] Glowstick, glowstick, silly!
[Frodo] *is wet, but now has nightlight* Works for me!
[Figwit] *goes and chats with unnamed background elves in Lothlorien*
[Eowyn] ...glowrod?
[Elrond] *looks over Aragorn* You can't marry my son.
[Gandalf] ... sorry, Star Wars breakthough.
[Celebrian] *has a motherly chat with galadriel* These humans, hobbits, adn dwarves, STINk mother. Please kill them or something.
[Eowyn] lol
[Boromir] C, Toy iz tepmting mee!1!!
[Legolas] The students are tormented, and the characters are amused.
[Eowyn] ...
[Aragorn] You're supposed to tell Elrohir that he can't marry *me*
[Merry] Hi... again
[Pippin] Oi, I do not STINK! *smells self* All right, maybe I stink a little...
[Boromir] *angst*
[Elrond] He has to go with his people
[Figwit] I certainly don't stink.
[Boromir] So is it time to get our presents and go yet?
[Eowyn] Maybe you should take a bath Pippin...
[Aragorn] I would have him go off to Valinor...
[Celebrian] Yeah, my son ain't marrying no human!
[Figwit] I'm clean, in all my two seconds of film time.
[Frodo] I don't stink, I just bathed in Galadriel's mirror.
[Pippin] You're speshul. =0)
[Celebrian] :D
[Boromir] Plot... plot... plot...
[Aragorn] She stays because she has hope! Yeah, that's it...
[Aragorn] Er him!
[Gandalf] Everyone gets presents except Boz from Celebrian's mother. No go away so I can get my clothes washed.
[Pippin] Maybe I should. *goes and takes bath in Galadriels mirror*
[Gandalf] ^Now
[Boromir] Angst... angst... angst...
[Sam] *follows Frodo*
[Aragorn] Okay, time to leave Lorien then. Boats!
[Frodo] *wanders around looking vulnerable*
[Gimli] Look! The boats are about to leave without us!
[Celebrian] Could we use a special time-travveling device?
[Boromir] *stalks Frodo*
[Eowyn] Can I give Pippin a bath? He's such a cuddly hobbit
[Legolas] *hurries to boats with Gimli*
[Figwit] *jumps in a boat and starts munching Lembas*
[Celebrian] To say... Mt Dom adn the Blak gate?
[Pippin] Pretty boats... *climbs in* I don't have to row! *is happy*
[Frodo] *wibble* ;_; my life sucks!
[Legolas] Sorry, we were bonding. NOT, as fangirls would have you think, banging.
[Gandalf] No, Celebrian, that's cheating.
[Celebrian] Blah...
[Sam] I wanna row but they're mean and won't let me! *angst*
[Celebrian] But I'm en elven princess!!
[Gandalf] And then I wouldn't get to come back.
[Gimli] We could fix that, though?
[Legolas] (*snicker*)
[Frodo] That's because you'll make the boat go over, Sam.
[Figwit] Ooooh no, none of that.
[Boromir] *stalks Frodo some  more...*
[Legolas] Bad Gimli, no slash!
[Eowyn] lol
[Gimli] Aw, damn.
[Figwit] *thwaps Boromir*
[Frodo] Hey Sam, ever get that feeling you're being watched?
[Pippin] *sings to Boromir, Aragorn and Legolas* Row, row, row the boat...
[Boromir] *thwaps Figwit* At least I'm canon!
[Eowyn] No singing!
[Aragorn] Alright kids...
[Sun Dec 28 19:56:48 EST 2003] Eomer: The man who would be king
[Gandalf] <Takes Eagle Airlines into Lorien; Starts stalking the Fellowship>
[Sam] *looks around worried and clings to Frodo*
[Figwit] Oh ya?  Well...I can pout!
[Pippin] I sing, for I have a pwetty voice. so there!
[Boromir] Plot...
[Aragorn] Don't make me come back there
[Figwit] So there!
[Celebrian] Hey look *points* Big men... at least they're better lookign then them stinky twerps
[Eowyn] *sticks out tounge at Pippin*
[Gimli] I cans sing, but my voice isn't as pretty.
[Pippin] *sticks out tounge at Eowyn*
[Frodo] I can sing drinking songs.
[Boromir] Isn't it time for me to die?
[Aragorn] Okay, enough boat riding...
[Gollum] *floats down the river on a log*  We wants Precios back...  We wantes Toy!!one1!
[Legolas] *sings a song of the elves in his beautiful elven voice*
[Aragorn] Yeah
[Gimli] Not quite yet.
[Aragorn] There are orcs!
[Eowyn] Pippin's mocking me!
[Sam] I don't like boats.
[Gandalf] And thus they arrived at some big wet place.
[Pippin] Show-off... *mutters at Legolas*
[Boromir] *stalks Frodo*
[Aragorn] We skipped ahead a little
[Gimli] First you have to try to steal the Toe Ring.
[Sam] I'm fat and therefore I can't swim.
[Figwit] Yay! big wet places!
[Legolas] *is amused greatly*
[Sam] Can't even float
[Frodo] *walks around and looks vulnerable* Angst angst angst!
[Pippin] Yes I am! And I do a good job!
[Boromir] lik, hey FRodo!!!11
[Figwit] Go, Boromir, that's your cue!
[Eowyn] Since he can't swim he will eventually get in water and almost drown
[Frodo] Aaah!   Leeeve me aloooone!
*Celebrian was sitting on a rock filing her nails*
[Figwit] Just to prove his loyalty
[Boromir] like, can i hav ur RRing????
[Elrond] *glares at Boromir from a distance*
[Boromir] Pleeeeez?
[Gandalf] <Appears to Fellowship> Hey, go kill Boromir and then all go off to Mordor, yah?
[Eowyn] And I think BOromir's been corrupted by fangirls
[Boromir] its really mine u loser!!!!1
[Boromir] *dies*
[Legolas] Possession-Sue!
[Frodo] *puts on Toey* Bi mi badd spelin yoo kant hav it its min! *Runs away*
[Aragorn] Oh, I wonder where Boromir and Frodo are....
[Eowyn] ...
[Figwit] Oops
[Eomer] AUGH!  Corrupted Boromir!
[Elrond] *furrows his brow and thus uses the eyebrows of Doom*
[Pippin] So do I...
[Frodo] I'm getting out of this crazy place! *hops in boat*
[Figwit] Ack!  Eyebrows of Doom!
[Boromir] Alas! I was corrupted!
[Eowyn] How can we lose two people?
[Frodo] And not even my loyal, devoted, puppy=like servant can come with me . . .
[Gimli] *kills orcs*
[Boromir] Ai!
[Sam] *realizes Frodo's missing*
[Boromir] But now it is to late!
[Pippin] Woe is you, Boromir...
[Gandalf] Everyone follow Frodo! Can't handle splitting up! No! Darn.
[Boromir] *angst angst*
[Aragorn] Well, we won't need to save all of it...
[Eowyn] which means he eventually will
[Frodo] Gosh, it's taking me an awfully long time to figure out how to work this boat . . .
[Figwit] *pouts the orcs to death* Take that!
[Sam] *runrunrunlookworryrunrun* *think* *runs to the boats*
[Boromir] *gets killed*
[Pippin] *is being hobbit-napped by Orcs* Can I angst now?
[Legolas] *shoots the orcs*
[Aragorn] Oh right *kills orcs*
[Boromir] Ai, I'm dead!
[Figwit] Yes, Pippin, angst away
[Eowyn] since I'm not supposed to be here I'm going to hide behind this rock here *hides*
[Aragorn] Oh no, Boromir!
[Gimli] *chops orcs with ax*
[Figwit] Aragorn, got kiss Boromir so we can move on
[Eomer] *counts stalks of grass on the plains as he waits for the Three Hunters to show up*
[Aragorn] *angsts*
[Frodo] Stupid boat!  You're in league with the stupid ring!  You're all stupid!  Stupid stupid stupid!
[Figwit] *go
[Boromir] They got the hobbits.
[Aragorn] *kisses dead!Boromir
[Celebrian] *looks at dead Boromir and squirmns as Aragorn kisses him* EWWWWW!!
[Sam] *follows boat*
[Gandalf] Blast it, none of them listen to me. <Hops on eagle and rides off>
[Pippin] *angsts* Woe is I, for smelly things are carrying me to my doom!
[Aragorn] HEhe
[Frodo] Okay.  Here I go.  Out on my own.
[Legolas] Yay, slash!
[Eowyn] I told you to take a bath Pippin...
[Frodo] pretending he's beside me.
[Sam] I shall die for my employer for no good reason. *glub*
[Celebrian] *pinches Aragorn's ear* you were bought up NOT to kiss dead things
[Frodo] Sam!  Nooooo!
[Figwit] *goes to chill with Eomer as Figwit isn't really with the rest of the fellowship*
[Gimli] Slashyness!
[Frodo] *saves Sam*
[Legolas] Necrophilia.
[Aragorn] Ouch
[Pippin] I am angsting here, do you mind?
[Figwit] So, how many blades of grass you up to?
[Sam] *is wet*
[Eomer] *embraces Figwit*  I forgot when I saw your lucious elf face
[Eomer] Kiss me, you fool!
[Celebrian] O_O
[Boromir] *floats down waterfall* I always did love boating...
[Aragorn] Ooookay now, where is Legolas? Gimli?
[Figwit] Um....
[Frodo] Okay, you can come so that I can make sure you're not suicidal anymore, Sam.
[Eowyn] ...
[Gimli] *still killing orcs*
[Frodo] And so that you can save my ass from freaky spiders.
[Pippin] Can somneone please SAVE me?
[Celebrian] Swoooooooooh! Beginning of TT?
[Frodo] *paddles boat*
[Eomer] Eowyn, you want first dibs on the elf?
[Figwit] I'm sorry, you're just not my type
[Pippin] 'someone
[Sam] Spiders suck.
[Eowyn] Ok!
[Celebrian]*picks up Pippina dn gives him to big Orcs*
[Legolas] *still shooting orcs, I guess*
[Figwit] Eek!
[Gandalf] Pippin doesn't deserve saving, the fool of a Took.
[Eowyn] ...which elf?
[Eomer] I get him after you
[Frodo] You know what else sucks?  The Ring.  The Ring sucks a lot.
[Eomer] Figwit
[Figwit] Eek!
[Pippin] Everyone is against me... *sighs*
[Eomer] The lucious brunette
[Legolas] That's a bad thing, Frodo?
[Figwit] EEK!


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