[Pippin] Where IS Merry? *looks
around*
[Figwit] ACK! *is suffocating*
[Sam] Off to our Doom then, Mr
Frodo?
[Sun Dec 28 20:02:54 EST 2003]
Aragorn: Isildur's Heir...yay! -Artemis
[Eowyn] *lets go...a bit*
[Frodo] Yup. Off to a
horrible, angsty doom. GImme some lembas, willya?
[Figwit] *gasps*...Figwit needs
to breathe...
[Gimli] So, I think it's time
to move on now.
[Legolas] Alright, that's IT!
Boromir's dead, Gandalf is missing, the Fellowship is BROKEN! I'm going
home to the woods to sulk prettily!
[Eowyn] I'm letting you
breathe...a little
[Aragorn] Yes yes...
[Figwit] The humans are scaring
me!
[Gandalf] Hey, Hobbits with the
object of all this. Go away, we don't need you. Take a hike.
[Frodo] Oh, and we're being
stalked. Let's go to sleep and provide Gollum with the perfect
opportunity to kill us and steal our posessions.
[Aragorn] We go to Rohan! Whee!
[Sam] *hands over too much and
should ration it much sooner*
[Gimli] No, dear Legolas! We
must carry on!
[Eowyn] That's our job, duh!
[Celebrian] *is with The Three
Hunters*
[Pippin] *lets go of cloak-leaf
thingy* Now they can find me... I mean us! Yeah!
[Eowyn] That and to be
emotionally scarred
[Gollum] *stalkstalkstalk*
[Aragorn] Come on Legolas!
You'll have time to sulk later
[Figwit] *tries to run far far
far away*
[Boromir] Now that I am dead,
this is a convenient moment to say farewell. Remember: save the whole
thing or face my wrath!!!!!!11
[Frodo] *fondles Ring and
pretends to sleep*
[Eomer] *grabs Figwit's arm so
he can't run far, far away*
[Aragorn] Oh right *finds
cloak-leaf thingy*
[Legolas] No, I'm going back to
the woods to sulk. I have to, the silly fangirl RPing me has been told
to wrap up and get off the computer.
[Eowyn] *is with
Figwit...wherever he's going*
[Gimli] Damn that sucks.
[Figwit] *shoves Gollum at
Frodo* Your cue!
[Eomer] Bye, Legolas.
Sucks we nailed you with that spear
[Gollum] We wants Toey!!one!
*reaches*
[Aragorn] Well, come on Gimli
[Frodo] ACK! MINE!
[Gandalf] Byebye Lelo.
[Pippin] Bye Leggy!
[Figwit] Farewell!
[Eomer] Leggypoo!
[Gimli] *kisses Legolas goodbye*
[Eowyn] Bue!
[Eowyn] Bye*
[Gollum] Grah! *whaps
Frodo*
[Eomer] I wuvz U!!!1!1!!
[Eowyn] *hugs Figwit some more*
It's mine!
[Legolas] Don't call me those
stupid fangirl nicknames! *shoots everyone who called him a stupid
fangirl nickname and goes off to the woods to sulk*
[Frodo] *is whapped* LIK OMG!
!!! SAAM!
[Sam] *ties rope around
Gollum's /ankle/*
[Gandalf] <Blows up arrow in
midair> Ah, fun.
[Figwit] It's not! It's NOT!
[Pippin] *hides under elven
cloak from Legolas's arrows*
[Celebrian] We should probably
get to Edoras
[Eowyn] Yes it is!
[Frodo] That works.
[Gollum] It BUrns usss!!one!
[Eomer] *ducks arrows*
[Aragorn] Er...okay *wonders
when Celebrian replaced Legolas*
[Figwit] Look! *points* A
hunky ranger-man!
[Frodo] I want to help him,
Sam. Look how angsty he is!
[Eomer] Halt! What do you
want here, two strange creatures?
[Celebrian] I'm just another
hot elf...
[Pippin] Am I saved yet? *peeks
out from under cloak*
[Gandalf] To Edoras? But you
have to meet me first?
[Elrond] What's the hurry? *dip
kisses Celebrian* Like I care for PDA. I'm an Elf Lord.
[Eowyn] *looks at Aragorn,
blinks*
[Eomer] Wait. One's a
man. O.o He needs a shower
[Figwit] *runs away while Eowyn
isn't looking*
[Eowyn] Ah! I lost him!
[Aragorn] Nice to meet you too
[Eowyn] *stalks*
[Sam] He's a bad man... er...
hobbit... thing.
[Gollum] Yes, we swears to be
nice to U!11!
[Celebrian] *runs back to
Rivendell and smooches Elrond*
[Eomer] Quick, come in here
before my sister glomps you
[Eowyn] I'll give him a shower!
[Eomer] She doesn't get out much
[Frodo] That's good enough for
me, even though you tried to kill me not five minutes ago.
[Eowyn] *glomp* Too late!
[Aragorn] We're friends of
Rohan and of your King...just give us a couple of horses, okay?
[Figwit] *hides in a plothole*
[Eomer] *gives you
horses* Go. Now.
[Pippin] *does the macarena*
[Aragorn] Fine.
[Gimli] *finds Figwit, pulls
him out*
[Eomer] Before my sister makes
this NC-17
[Figwit] Nooooo!
[Gollum] Good MAster!!1one!
[Sam] I have a bad feeling
about this... either that or it's the Lembas I ate.
[Aragorn] Let's go to Fangorn
now and find Gandalf
[Figwit] *thwaps Gimli*
[Gandalf] Yes! Finally!
[Eowyn] *hugs Aragorn* And I'll
feed him and water him and love him forever!
[Eomer] Yes, on with your
destiny to be king
[Gimli] *thwaps back*
[Gollum] nasty fat
hobbit. ><
[Frodo] Oh shush, Sam, you're
not tormented enough to understand me.
[Gandalf] Now they can see my
bleach!
[Aragorn] Hey Gandalf....nice
new robes
[Eomer] Sister dear, you stay
HERE *grabs Eowyn's collar*
[Pippin] *is being carried by
evil Orcs* Hey, I don't have the Thing! Leave me alone!
[Eowyn] But...but...Why!?
[Figwit] *points* Look,
Gimli! Something shiny!
[Celebrian] *whispers in
Eowyn's mind-No luck sweetie, he has his grubby eyes set on my daughter*
[Eomer] You're going to marry a
man who's as sheltered and isolated as you.
[Eomer] But hotter
[Gimli] *drags Figwit along to
look for the shiny thing*
[Eomer] Than Aragorn
[Eowyn] ....And that's supposed
to stop me because...?
[Frodo] Now Take us to the Blak
Gat, Gollum!
[Figwit] Nooooo!
[Gandalf] That'd be it. Can not
I, as a wizard, prevent this?
[Eomer] Eowyn, you remember
what I told you after I caught you in the bunkhouse?
[Figwit] *gets dragged kicking
and screaming and pouting of course*
[Gollum] I'll guide you, yes
Toey. _ But we still hates the fat one.
[Celebrian] Because you're too
WHINEY to be with him :P
[Sam] *follow follow distrust
distrust*
[Eowyn] But there is no one
hotter then Aragorn! ...except Figwit, where'd he go?
[Eomer] Off to be shagged by
someone else
[Eowyn] No.
[Aragorn] Plothole
[Figwit] Eep!
[Sam] *resists a boot to the
head*
[Figwit] *hides behind Gimli*
[Eomer] You'll get your turn, I
promise
[Gimli] *rejoins the remains of
the Fellowship,still dragging Figwit*
[Aragorn] Okay, can we skip
ahead to Edoras now?
[Figwit] *bites Gimli's ankles*
Let me go!
[Gandalf] No!
[Gimli] Eowyn! Eowyn, I have
Figwit here!
[Gollum] This ways!
Orcses don't go here!
[Eomer] Hmm...my sister is
gone. Time to go challenge Wormtongue and get banished
[Figwit] No!
[Pippin] *tries to teach Orcs
the macarena but fails* Drat. I'm so bored!
[Celebrian] Lets just skip to
Helm's deep ad do all that other stuff furing the trip?
[Frodo] Gat: is heavily
guarded. Gasp!
[Eomer] *stalks off to confront
Wormtongue*
[Figwit] *claws at the ground
in an attempt to get away*
[Sam] A bog! *becomes master of
the obvious*
[Frodo] This gat sucks.
Just like my life. Woe is me!
[Gimli] Eowyn!
[Celebrian] *places a toy
Treebeard infront of Merry and Pippin*
[Pippin] *is saved* Yaay! No
more angsting!
[Gimli] *looks for Eowyn to
hand off FIgwit*
[Eowyn] Yesss?
[Gimli] Gah, mini
[Gimli] I have Figwit here.
[Eomer] *acts shocked when
Wormtongue banishes him for knowing too much*
[Gimli] *hands off Figwit*
[Eowyn] Oh! Figwit! Mine!
[Gandalf] Yes, possibly. Oh,
darn. I'm afraid Gandalf has just managed to get himself killed again,
has run out of colours, and gone back to Valinor (Translation: Have to
go now)
[Eowyn] *hugs Figwit*
[Figwit] Nooo!
[Gimli] *runs off*
[Pippin] *is carried by
Treebeard* I don't have to walk by myself at all. Cool.
[Figwit] How could you, Gimli?
[Eomer] We must have
Gandalf! *pouts*
[Eomer] Ciao, Gandy!
[Celebrian] *does elven-y bow
thing*
[Figwit] Byeeee
[Pippin] Bye Gandy-Wandy...
[Frodo] Ooh, look, I see dead
people . *falls in the water*
[Aragorn] Probably
[Eomer] Yes, turn Gandalf
[Figwit] I think
[Gandalf] Farewell! Look for
me... well, never, actually. Byebye! <Wallops Eomer with staff for
calling him Gandy>
[Gandalf] <And Pippin>
[Eomer] *rides across Rohan,
looking handsome and studly*
[Gollum] Oh, the Master goes to
light a candle. ...I'll save Toey! *pulls him out*
[Eowyn] ...ok, I have to choose
a guy now, huh?
[Eomer] Ow! THAT HURT!
[Sun Dec 28 20:12:01 EST 2003]
Gandalf: The Blue Elf (TBE)
[Pippin] *is listening to the
Entmeeting thingy* *yawns*
[Eowyn] hee
[Aragorn] Alrighty
Gandalf...you need to go exorcise Theoden
[Frodo] Gasp! Gollum has
saved me! I now trust him with my life. Sorry Sam.
[Figwit] *points at Aragorn*
Choose him! Not me!
[Celebrian] Downward spiral
from now on, Sam mate!
[Eomer] No one loves me
anymore! I'm off to pout in a handsome, studly way
[Gollum] Nassty fat
hobbit. _
[Aragorn] What? No, choose the
pretty elf!
[Gandalf] *waves staff* Hocus
Pocus Alamagocus
[Sam] Stinker
[Eowyn] *looks at Aragorn, then
Figwit...then Aragorn...then glomps Aragorn*
[Aragorn] Aiyee!
[Figwit] *breathes a sigh of
relief*
[Figwit] Whew, that was close.
[Eomer] I smell hormones.
My sister must be shagging her unwashed man.
[Frodo] Stoppit, you two,
you're interrupting my angst.
[Eowyn] Woo-hoo!
[Pippin] I am no Orc. Very
observant of you there, Treebeardy...
[Figwit] Sorry, man, but better
you than me.
[Eomer] Get a room, you two!
[Sam] *clings to Frodo* I'm
hungry
[Aragorn] *attempts to dislodge
Eowyn* We've got to go to Helms Deep now...
[Eowyn] Ok! *drags Aragorn away*
[Gimli] *looks for Aragorn*
Aragorn! We must be going!
[Figwit] *follows behind Eowyn,
giggling at Aragorn's plight*
[Eowyn] Mwehehehe
[Eomer] Wow!
Gandalf! Never would have expected you to come and find us!
[Gimli] *seperates Aragorn and
Eowyn, replaces Aragorn with Figwit*
[Gandalf] If you used Tide like
me, you can get your whites white and your colours brighter!
[Celebrian] *hangs about in
Rivendell*
[Gimli] *runs off with Aragorn*
[Frodo] Have some lembas.
[Aragorn] Gimli, you are my new
best friend
[Eomer] Nevermind all
that! I've been banished! They dont' love me anymore!
*pouts in a handsome, studly manner*
[Eowyn] *looks at Figwit* But
I'm in my hasen't-taken-a-shower-in-years stage!
[Figwit] No! Gimli! Now there's
nothing to distract her from meeeee!
[Sam] *disrusts distrusts*
[Pippin] *is drinking
Entdraught* Oh, I feel so tall now...
[Eowyn] Oh well! *hugs Figwit*
[Gollum] *longs for Toey*
[Aragorn] Wait..I'm supposed to
fall off a cliff now...
[Figwit]
Nooooo!!!!11!!1!!!oneone!!!!
[Figwit] *angsts out of peer
pressure*
[Eomer] There's no way I'll
ever go back.
[Aragorn] Meet you guys at
Helms Deep!
[Aragorn] *falls off cliff*
[Eomer] Unless you give me a
good reason to go back
[Figwit] Bye, Aragorn *waves*
[Gimli] *rides on*
[Frodo] Hey Gollum, are we
there yet?
[Eowyn] *lets go* No! My love
has falleb off a cliff-y thing...y
[Gimli] Farewell, Aragorn
[Eomer] Figwit, you do know
that now you'll be the sole focus of Eowyn's attentions...
[Figwit] *runs away from Eowyn*
[Eowyn] *angst*
[Figwit] EEK!
[Gandalf] *is off finding
trees* Maybe I should get a good dog for this job.
[Figwit] *runs faster*
[Eowyn] *more angst*
[Pippin] Yaay... i'm off to
Isengard! I will soon see my friends again. But first I must angst
about not being in the Shire...*does*
[Aragorn] *dreams about
Ar-, I mean, Elrohir*
[Eomer] *files his nails while
wiating for next scene*
[Figwit] *dashes into the
Glittering Caves and hides in the back behind a stalagmite*
[Gandalf] Tree finding. Tree
finding. Tree fin- Oh there's some!
[Eowyn] I guess Figwit will
have to do for now...oh Figgy!
[Celebrian] *will become Sam as
soon as chat has loaded*
[Eomer] Pete said I had to be
here at 10am today, which TOTALLY deprived me of beauty sleep, and now
that I'm here, I won't be on set until 1! The nerve of him!
[Figwit] *Cowers*
[Aragorn] Oy, I just got
slobbered on by a horse. Oh, it's Brego. Well, let's go then...
[Celebrian] Ewww
[Eowyn] Hey, Eomer, while
you're just sitting there, look for my elf!
[Gollum] Look, it's the
Gates. Said I would take you, and now I have, yes preciousss!one
[Figwit] *tries to dig a hole
to hide in*
[Eomer] *looks under his
horse* I don't see anything, sister dear
[Aragorn] *arrives at Helms
Deep* Heyo people. I'm not dead after all.
[Frodo] These gates suck.
They're too heavily guarded. They suck like my life. Take
us another way.
[Eowyn] Just go find him...
[Eomer] *to Figwit, who's under
the horse* Run, run like the wind!
[Aragorn] *sees Eowyn* Er,
whoops.
[Sun Dec 28 20:18:26 EST 2003]
Elrond: Cause AW missed the Elf Lord
[Eowyn] Yay! *glomps Aragorn*
[Pippin] Look Treebeard! There
is burned down trees here! You knew them! Be angry and roar slowly!
[Aragorn] Eeep
[Eowyn] My man has returned!
[Figwit] Oh, thank Eru.
[Eomer] *shakes head
sadly* At least he's had a bath now
[Celebrian] I was gonna be Sam,
but my Interne is being wonky.
[Figwit] And snogged a horse....
[Gandalf] I have a cool horse.
Good for me.
[Celebrian] My Elf is back!
[Gollum] We knows a way no one
else knows. We leads you. Yes.
[Eowyn] But I still want to
give him a bath!
[Eomer] He looks thinner...much
thinner...and his hair is actually WHITE? wow...
[Eowyn] lol
[Frodo] My loyal servant is
gone! Waah!
[Eowyn] hee
[Eowyn] *looks at Aragorn* I
liked you better before the shower.
[Sun Dec 28 20:19:49 EST 2003] Sam:
Cause AW helps BJ cause her net sucks
[Gollum] Nasty fat
hobbit. _
[Figwit] Underneath that grime
he's kinda....old
[Gimli] *sits around waiting to
chop orcs*
[Eomer] Eowyn, dear sister,
wouldn't you prefer a man of Rohan over that nasty Gondorian?
[Aragorn] I'll go get muddy
again now...
[Sam] You suck Gollum
[Celebrian] Aww, my man's
impersonator is helping my impersonatee.... or something
[Eowyn] Ok! You go do that!
[Gollum] No we don'ts.
[Frodo] Sam, you're so *mean*
to him!
[Pippin] *loads up with rocks
to throw at Orcs* Now i am invincible. Nothing can defeat the rocks!
[Merry] I have returned.
[Frodo] Lik
omg!!!!oneeleven!!11!
[Sam] Cause he started it!
[Eomer] And the peasants
rejoice at Merry's return
[Eowyn] Yay.
[Figwit] yaaaay
[Gollum] No we didn'ts. _
[Gimli] Rejoice, rejoice
[Pippin] Hi Merry! *s happy* I
am not alone in my kicking Orc-head with stones!
[Gandalf] *Talks to Treebeard*
I need to borrow your pets.
[Eowyn] *glomps Figwit*
[Figwit] NO!
[Sam] Did too
[Aragorn] Shouldn't the orcs be
attacking now?
[Eowyn] Aragorn's too old now.
[Merry] Hi Pippin.
[Gimli] Look, here they come!
[Figwit] *tries to scramble
away*
[Eowyn] *death grip*
[Gimli] *prepares to meet them*
[Pippin] *throws a stone* Hi
Merry!
[Eowyn] Let me fight too!
[Eomer] Sister, dear, it's
proper etiquitte to wait a few days before switching guys. Every other
minute makes you look like a...common woman!
[Eowyn] *angst angst*
[Gandalf] Damn. Trees move
slowly
[Gollum] Fat hobbit always
hates us. Master should take pity. ;_;
[Figwit] *chokes*
[Aragorn] No, go to the caves
Eowyn
[Pippin] Tell me about it,
Gandy...
[Eomer] He'll whack you for
that, he will, Pippin
[Eowyn] Fine then you meanie!
*goes to caves*
[Sam] Blar on you, Sneaker.
[Figwit] Right, wait, waiting
good, like...a long long time.
[Pippin] *shivers and hides
behind Treebeard* I know.
[Merry] *joins Pippin in
throwing rocks*
[Frodo] It doesn't matter who
started it, just that we up the dramatic tension and angst factor.
[Figwit] *decides fighting
10,000 orcs sounds better than facing Eowyn*
[Sam] *glare*
[Eowyn] *angst*
[Aragorn] Okay. Orcs attacking
now..I wonder where Gandalf is...
[Frodo] Now let's go get
ourselves captured by a severely out of character ranger. Or maybe if
we're lucky, he won't be out of character and will give us wine.
[Frodo] Mmm. Wine.
Wine does not suck.
[Gimli] *goes out to chop orcs*
[Celebrian] *throws a rock from
Rivendell and it kills an Orc in Helm's Deep and at one Isengard* Don't
ask.
[Aragorn] *kills orcs*
[Figwit] *grabs some low
quality Rohirric weaponry and gets ready to kick orc hiney*
[Figwit] *lays the smackdown on
orcs*
[Pippin] die, you evil Orcs!
That's for not giving us carrots on the way! And that's for making me
let go of my pretty cloak-leaf thingy!
[Aragorn] Hm, things aren't
going to well...where the heck is Eomer?
[Eomer] Hey! Figwit
doesn't belong here! Then again, neither did Haldir. Carry
on, then
[Gimli] *kills Orcs*
[Aragorn] *kills more orcs*
[Gollum] Yes, wes go get
caputred. But not me, because I'm sneaky.
[Gimli] *kills yet more Orcs*
[Figwit] But Haldir died....
[Sam] I'm a gardner! I know
everything! (OOC: Sorry, couldn't resist that ReBoot quote)
[Pippin] *kills Orcs... or
pisses them off* Treebeard... can we release the river soon?
[Figwit] Eep!
[Gandalf] Haldir is sleeping.
[Eomer] If he hadn't been where
he wasn't supposed to be, he would have LIVED, you twit!
[Celebrian] Haldir's dead?!
[Figwit] Oh, good. Phwew
[Eomer] Now you're going to
die, too!
[Figwit] No!
[Figwit] Eep!
[Figwit] Not yet
[Gandalf] No. He's sleeping.
*tries to hurry the trees up*
[Eomer] MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*coughs* Sorry, my other personality took over for a minute.
[Aragorn] Hey, Gandalf! Are you
gonna come save the day or what?
[Eomer] You'll have to ignore
Ralph. He's testy right now
[Gandalf] Don't you think I'm
/trying/?!
[Eomer] Let's go save the day!
[Figwit] Aaaanytime you're
ready, Gandalf
[Eomer] ROAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
[Pippin] *holds on to Treebeard
while his buddies are releasing said river* HAHA! Water!
[Gimli] Light a fire on their
backtrail, that should speed them up.
[Gandalf] *pokes the trees*
Move faster!
[Eomer] *looks ferociously
handsome*
[Figwit] SOON would be good!
[Gandalf] I knew I should have
used FexEd
[Aragorn] Yeah anytime...
[Eomer] *rides to top of the
impossibly steep hill*
[Gandalf] BLAST YOU TOEY!
[Figwit] *hides behind a dead
orc*
[Aragorn] Oy, look, Eomer and
Gandalf here to save the day...Took you lazy bums long enough
[Eomer] Damn, we'll die going
down that hill, and we'll end up like shishkebobs on those orc
spears. CHARGE!
[Gandalf] Finally were here.
Send in the Orcs
[Eomer] Distract them with your
strobe light, Gandy!
[Gimli] *charges with Eomer,
killing many Orcs*
[Eowyn] Can I come out yet?
[Sam] *kicks Gollum for good
measure*
[Figwit] No, Eowyn, stay in the
caves
[Aragorn] *kills more orcs*
[Eomer] No, stay there!
*to Figwit and Aragorn* Run. Now. I'll distract her
[Pippin] Ah, we won. Sweet.
*takes out pipe and smokes* Now, where are the others?
[Figwit] It's a good idea to
stay in the caves.
[Figwit] *runs to Isengard*
[Eowyn] I don't like to caves!
*barges out*
[Frodo] Faramir: Why hello,
halflings alone in the forest. I don't want your ring. It
sucks. Have some tea and get out of here.
[Aragorn] Oy, where did that
elf go?
[Eomer] Good choice,
Figwit. Kill the Evil Dudes while you're there
[Eowyn] *glomps Aragorn*
[Aragorn] Aieee!
[Sam] What about the wine? I
want wine
[Figwit] *kills evil dudes*
[Sam] and duck
[Frodo] Faramir: Fine, here you
go.
[Sam] and bread
[Eomer] *shakes head
sadly* I told him to run...
[Aragorn] Where are the trees?
[Eowyn] Well, Figwit is gone,
so at least I have my back-up.
[Sam] and cheese
[Sam] and salted pork
[Eomer] RUN, Estel, RUN!
[Pippin] The trees are standing
and talking. Slowly.Again.
[Aragorn] I would! Get your
crazy sister off of me
[Figwit] *climbs to the top of
generic background ent #17*
[Gandalf] *is all shiny white
and hero of the day*
[Gollum] *jumps in water*
Yay, fish.
[Figwit] *cowers*
[Eowyn] *death grip*
[Eomer] *goes blind off glare
from Gandy*
[Gimli] *kills more Orcs*
[Eomer] Not as much bleach next
time, friend
[Gandalf] Oh sod off.
[Frodo] Faramir: Just raid my
larder or something. After all, I am the *good* son of Denethor.
[Frodo] Yay! Someone who
does not suck! ^_^
[Eowyn] And I get to glomp
later!
[Gimli] *is killed in an
over-dramitic death-scene* (read: must leave now)
[Frodo] Faramir: Wait, I have
to kill your guide.
[Pippin] Some musrooms, Merry?
They taste kind of weird, but hey...
[Frodo] Please don't.
[Figwit] Awww, farewell, Gimli!
[Frodo] Faramir: Okay.
[Frodo] Faramir: Get outta
here, then.
[Eomer] Ciao, Gimli. YOu died
well
[Sam] *is loaded down with food*
[Gollum] Master betrayed us...
[Aragorn] Well, now it's just
me and Gandalf...
[Eowyn] And me!
[Aragorn] And Eowyn...
[Celebrian] Hehe